Donate SIGN UP

crisgal

1261 to 1280 of 2684

First Previous 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 Next Last

Avatar Image
swansgal

Porn

A vicar books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." She replies, "No sir, it's just regular porn, you sick b*st*rd."
01:35 Sun 21st Jun 20092 answers, last by crisgal 11:25 Sun 21st Jun 2009
Avatar Image
crisgal

short stories for adults please

i never seem to have time to read books these days, but i have recently bought a second hand copy of stories from the old radio show "The man in black" I'm enjoying it because they are such short,...
19:10 Sat 20th Jun 200913 answers, last by barrybutler 09:48 Fri 26th Jun 2009
Avatar Image
crisgal

does this make sense?

"they took the short cut every day, as well as taking less time, it was pleasanter than walking by the roadside"
19:18 Sat 20th Jun 200918 answers, last by jno 19:33 Wed 24th Jun 2009
Avatar Image
west ham fan

lost

when people say, quote, it will be in the last place you look, un quote, of course it will be, because if you find it then you no need to look anymore, so it is in the last place you look. silly...
18:36 Mon 08th Jun 20095 answers, last by crisgal 17:59 Tue 09th Jun 2009
Avatar Image
crisgal

what's the worst tasting thing...

you've ever had in your mouth? You know, so bad that you shudder even when spitting it out? I have just had an mouldy brazil nut. I have NEVER tasted anything like it in my life! It was almost a...
16:27 Wed 20th May 200976 answers, last by Naomicorlett 21:39 Sat 23rd May 2009
Avatar Image
manure

aargh!! stuck glasses!!

can anyone help?! one of my daughters put two glasses inside each other when washing up and now we can't prise them apart!! someone must know how to do this? thanks, cath x
00:37 Sat 23rd May 20094 answers, last by TorahBoy 00:35 Sun 24th May 2009
Avatar Image
crisgal

does anyone remember "bitch" magazine?

it must have been at least 10 years ago. It was really funny but didn't seem to be out for long. I wonder what happened to it.
10:21 Sat 07th Jun 20082 answers, last by crisgal 09:42 Sat 23rd May 2009
Avatar Image
marval

In the bridal suite.

IN THE BRIDAL SUITE On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband...
16:55 Tue 19th May 20094 answers, last by crisgal 16:13 Wed 20th May 2009
Avatar Image
dance2trance

Other Counties Proverbs or Sayings

We say 'Sitting on the fence'. Russians say 'Sitting under the table'. We say 'Big as a barn door'. Poles say "Big as a 3 door wardrobe'. Grateful to know if anyone has other examples. Thanks.
13:59 Wed 20th May 200927 answers, last by swedeheart 12:48 Tue 26th May 2009
Avatar Image
crisgal

tennis elbow

does anyone know of any treatment that relieves the symptoms of tennis elbow? ice? heat packs? thanks x
10:24 Sun 17th May 200913 answers, last by Scarlett 12:12 Wed 20th May 2009
Avatar Image
Shaftmonde

The Man in Black

Sometime in the 40s or 50s I heard a radio play or story as -I think - part of the Valentine Dyall 'Man in Black' series. But it might have been a stand-alone play. The story was a horror about a...
22:51 Thu 30th Apr 20098 answers, last by trish432 23:02 Thu 28th May 2009
Avatar Image
crisgal

donkey rides in lancashire

does anyone know of any donkeys that can be hired for a school fete? we are in the blackpool area. thank you x
16:23 Thu 14th May 20095 answers, last by crisgal 09:03 Sat 16th May 2009
Avatar Image
Postdog

Do they still make (and who sells them)....

.....those bisuits, They are big, 3 or 4 inches across, mainly coconut, but with a flat chococolate layer - if I recall correctly, they came 6 to a pack. Been eating Anzac biscuits and was reminded of...
20:18 Thu 14th May 20096 answers, last by crisgal 08:59 Sat 16th May 2009
Avatar Image
basmaazad

Puffins

which is the northern european country where puffins are a part of traditional cuisine i?E???d
14:50 Fri 15th May 20094 answers, last by Naomicorlett 17:41 Fri 15th May 2009
Avatar Image
crisgal

can i start my baked potatoes off in

my pressure cooker? i know it's usually the micro but these are massive!
16:03 Fri 15th May 20093 answers, last by lieb 23:03 Sun 17th May 2009
Avatar Image
chessington

Mary in Corrie

OMG She made me laugh on last night's Corrie the way she was coming onto Norris lol What a scream. there is something weird about her though and I can't put my finger on it??
16:21 Thu 14th May 200915 answers, last by haylsta25 00:24 Sat 16th May 2009
Avatar Image
catcuddler

shameless

i am a huge fan of shameless.with its explosive ending i am doubtful there will b another series.what does every1 else think?
14:53 Thu 14th May 200910 answers, last by chazza 10:01 Mon 18th May 2009
Avatar Image
crisgal

how much to hire my caravan?

my friend would like to hire our caravan. I have no qualms, as I know she'll look after it. She has left the cost up to me though and i have no idea how much to charge! I've tried to find out what the...
16:26 Thu 14th May 20099 answers, last by Richard1966 21:54 Wed 20th May 2009
Avatar Image
crisgal

"all the small things" actress

there was an actress in this amd it's been driving me mad what she's been in. I know it's finished, but I thought it would have come to me by now! She was brown haired 50 ish, wore a leather jacket....
23:17 Wed 13th May 20094 answers, last by crisgal 16:13 Thu 14th May 2009
Avatar Image
Auntiemoll

Eurovision

Anyone else agree we have not got a cat in hells chance in winning the Eurovision Song Contest with our mingy song,and to think Andrew Lloyd Webber composed this cr.. The whole show is really so awful...
20:19 Wed 13th May 200911 answers, last by zzxxee 17:02 Thu 14th May 2009

1261 to 1280 of 2684

First Previous 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 Next Last