Quote of the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries , she'll...
My 29 year old son has moved back in with his mother and I following splitting up with his wife. I do not know how much he earns but it is not a great wage and has various debts and maintenance to pay...
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Bradford cab rank. The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. "What's wrong with you...
I have noticed over the past few weeks that there are hardly any jokes printed on AB that I have not heard before many many times or even worse ones that were posted only a few days before being...
Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than...
Love this one! An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the...
remove coarseness,move hothead away s?f? (is this either sift or soft?) bounder in royal lady's clutches found on the road m???d?? there isn't any sense in being this i?i?t?? hide in africa ??r???o on...
My Boss - as lovely as he is - isnt always the most understanding when you call in sick. I went home early last Thurs feeling rough and struggled through work on Friday - been rough all weekend and...
Is it possible I have OCD about things being even and in patterns? These are some of the things I do; # If I rub my tongue round a tooth etc, I have to do it again the other way. # I painted stencils...
Here's the story. Best mate is a plumber but does lots of other stuff and has helped me out round the house no end....he's a real gem. He's also not short of a few quid...his wife works full time and...
My boyfriend and I have been together for a bit over a year now. We live together and I could not ask for a better man. He shows me love and affection always. He tells me I am beautiful every single...
I am currently in a serious relationship with my girlfriend. We live together and are getting ready to move into a new place and have even discussed marriage. What I am unable to accept is that she...
okay, so i had this conversation with my best guy friend, whom of which i like: me: Okayokay. I'm tired of the secret. If you SWEAR that you won't freak out, die, ignore me, avoid me, etc, then i'll...
is it ok to let dogs eat bananas?
missy jusy nicked a peice that fell on the floor.
i know they are not supposed to eat onions and garlic .i found out the hard way....
HI i m 23 yearz old...i have some black spots on my back as well as on chest....bcz i had an acne prob n the acne left dese spots...my doctor prescribed me 2 take bath wid any gud anti fungus soap n...
I started work the other day and I met this guy who works with me. He's really amazing and sweet. When I'd finished work I started walking home and he left work early and came to find me so he could...