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excelsior-1

Alright - one more then ....

I left my job in the muffler factory after only one week It was too exhausting....
18:43 Wed 05th Dec 201229 answers, last by tonyav 19:24 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I was a lumberjack .....

.... But i was given the axe
17:18 Wed 05th Dec 201261 answers, last by scowie 12:43 Thu 06th Dec 2012
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netibiza

Stuart Hall arrested, oh no, not another one!!!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/presenter-stuart-hall-held-over-rape-claim-164752380.html...
17:03 Wed 05th Dec 201226 answers, last by netibiza 10:43 Thu 06th Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Sleep with one eye open guys...

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband...
14:22 Wed 05th Dec 20126 answers, last by Dickythecook 17:32 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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Grandma_Yiddo

Origin of Saying

Where does kick the bucket come from?
13:08 Sun 02nd Dec 201222 answers, last by Quizmonster 11:03 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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Caran

It's at it again!

Came back from shopping teatime and on the stairs is a red ribbon bow trimmed with tinsel, I have never seen it before and neither has OH. We have not brought any Christmas stuff down from the loft...
23:45 Tue 04th Dec 201225 answers, last by belrec 10:25 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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dickythecook

Home for Christmas

Best I've seen so far. dtc A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;...
09:00 Wed 05th Dec 20128 answers, last by marval 15:24 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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follyfancier

Lottery Tickets

do many of you buy lottery tickets even if you are short of money, I have been talking to someone who I know is not very well off but they spend at least £10 a week on tickets or those cards...
23:02 Tue 04th Dec 201218 answers, last by methyl 23:44 Thu 27th Dec 2012
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Smowball

S*odding bus driver!!

Snowing heavy here. Son and friend left to get usual bus to school. Got on bus and realised he had left his travelcard at home. Offered the driver all his dinner money instead. Driver said no, it was...
08:25 Wed 05th Dec 201230 answers, last by Smowball 22:24 Thu 06th Dec 2012
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Wednesday. We had some rain, but it's OK now. Still nice and mild, well there's no frost. Could be worse! Have a happy day everyone....
05:04 Wed 05th Dec 2012112 answers, last by fredkins 09:31 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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naomi24

Ed – text disappearing under ads – again

I’ve posted a request in R&S asking people not to post long links until this problem is resolved. It’s impossible to understand some of the posts and therefore impossible to respond....
08:02 Wed 28th Nov 201245 answers, last by AB Editor 16:19 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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mjulian

TASTY CROSSWORD

can anyone think of another word for BABYSITTER - 11 LETTERS. --I-------T MANY THANKS!...
15:50 Tue 04th Dec 20126 answers, last by Dickythecook 15:55 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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albaqwerty

Who'd be an AB Hotel Chef?

Inspired by Eccles memories of food from child-hood. The guests would have to be partitioned off and the chefs would be tearing their hair out. If you didn't have to foot the bill, what would your...
15:20 Tue 04th Dec 201238 answers, last by mccfluff 18:31 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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dickythecook

Good Morning Early Birds!

Good Morning one an all. Coffee and Tea are ready and there is a stack of sultana and cinnamon pancakes waiting to be slathered. Help your selves....
05:29 Tue 04th Dec 2012119 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 08:25 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's a foggy Monday here, but there is no frost. Makes a change I suppose! :o} Have a happy day everyone.
04:52 Mon 03rd Dec 2012135 answers, last by Dickythecook 10:24 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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starone

The Fly

Once upon a time there was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn. As she went around she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. So she flew down to this irresistible delicacy and began to pig...
23:34 Sun 02nd Dec 20125 answers, last by marval 10:08 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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Gizmonster

One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.
20:42 Sun 02nd Dec 20122 answers, last by Dickythecook 06:54 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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marval

If You Can

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too...
15:47 Sun 02nd Dec 20125 answers, last by pugthedog 18:15 Sun 02nd Dec 2012
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flyfish

mos you

13a acivity of phil the power taylor (5) 3d-17d- 6a wrote etc (7) help please
14:20 Sun 02nd Dec 201214 answers, last by mamyalynne 14:35 Sun 02nd Dec 2012
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Soap-on-a-Rope

I'm stuck!

12 across 16 " Please Than Q 2 all the clever clogs in advance!...
14:19 Sun 02nd Dec 201211 answers, last by boxtops 14:36 Sun 02nd Dec 2012

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