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ordbrae
Can anyone tell me the difference between a pudding and a pie....
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mccfluff
as in, if i was to serve you a plate of fried potatoes what would you expect to see (having a small argument over what fried pots are)...
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Maydup
.... be back later. Anyone else going this year? More hissing at the back please!...
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albaqwerty
The younger alba that is. He says he feels fine but his body isn't. LOL, he's nearly 19 for pity's sake!! No stamina these youngsters....
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Bluestone
These people will be spending the festive season in the buff. But why??? I just don't get it. Ok, I get that some people like to... er... go naked in the privacy of their own home, and that's fine,...
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ludwig
I just want the punchline, not the joke.
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sunny-dave
A. "Post a thread using as many as possible of these key words in the title - 'Suspenders', 'Badges', 'Silk', 'Pints', 'Naughty', 'Ibuprofen' and 'Camisole' ... " Now, who else would you like to...
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waterboatman
Friday again. No frost! Barometric pressure is dropping quite fast, so rain on the way shortly. Still; better than snow innit! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
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boxtops
I hope this won't offend.... 40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in Heaven in their Transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers...
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tamborine
How can I stop freeview retuning itself?
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waterboatman
Wednesday. Thick fog at the moment, but it seems to be clearing. I hope so, I'm out and about most of the day. Have a happy day everyone....
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dickythecook
Ta for that, I can see fun ahead.
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Cruciformist
We got our wires crossed. It wasn't my volt.
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dickythecook
But they made start at the bottom, so I gave them the finger
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Cruciformist
I was just a dogsbody.
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McMouse
Consider five holes in a line. One of them is occupied by a fox. Each night, the fox moves to a neighboring hole, either to the left or to the right. Each morning, you get to inspect a hole of your...
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bookbinder
Artist Simon Beck created these amazing patterns just by walking in the snow. I thought that some of you ABers might like to see his work....
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dickythecook
Found this at the back of my computer. If the link doesn't work, try c & p into the address bar. ( I've no Idea what I'm talking about) This is STAND BY ME like you've never heard it! This video was...
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dickythecook
Husband and wife... BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course!...

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