For the first time in ages, I just heard Thank God It's Christmas by Queen and it's truly awful. Another one I cannot bear listening to is Wonderful Xmas Time by Macca. Which is your least favourite?...
A Man walks into a kebab shop and sees behind the counter a jolly fellow with a big white beard and red trousers. The man asks “Excuse me for asking but you look like Father Christmas, are you...
Is there any way I can find out someone's address (yes it is a Christmas card). I have a partial address - road, district, town - but not the number of the house and it is a long road so no other way...
....and anyone else already up at this ungodly hour, Persisting down here in Lincolnshire. Christmas hair do for Mrs BT today, then that's it.........finished. Up to daughter'S for the duration, she...
There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of two different sizes
The one was so small
It weighed nothing at all
But the other had won several prizes...
never iced a xmas cake before so doing marzipan then royal icing. It was suggested that i should also use apricot jam. So where would that go...straight on the cake or between the marzipan and icing....
4D) In Metereology, a contour line? _ S _ P _ _ _ _ ? 46A) Philosopher who developed the general theory of semantics? _ O _ _ _ _ _ K _? 29D) Stone used to make toy marbles? _ _ A _ _ ? Thanks in...
David Cameron was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, I am the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom. Now how...