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Eating Habits

Doc to patient : you really are going to have to watch what you're eating you know ! So he went to the grand national..!!!...

vakayu

Findus Beef Lasagne Now!

Just been announced 60% horsemeat in this product,is anything with minced beef actually just beef?

Zacs-Master

I Just Saw A Single Number Lying On The Ground Chewing The Earth

I thought, Another one bites the dust.

stewey

Trouble With A Capital T...

and that rhymes with D, and that stands for dumped. As in dumped upon. You had your turn a few weeks ago: now it's ours. So far we have 25cm, and it shows no sign of abating since the barometer is...

boxtops

Ed, Could You Revisit The Capitalisation...

..... in the title boxes please? It's not good that we can't do a number of capitals - look at this one, it's just not right! http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Sport/Question1214836.html...

dave50

Do Gay People Have A Fault In Their Genetic Make Up?

If man and woman have evolved to mate and procreate, does this mean that gays, being attracted to the same sex must have a faulty genetic make up? Before anyone starts, this isn't a dig at...

Eve

Noooooo Chickenpox

In A&E after being sent in as have suspected chickenpox so having drugs injected in with being on methotrexate. Blistery itchy spots spreading :( No question really, just passing the time more as...

NoMercy

Reasons To Be Cheerful

1. I move to my new house in the country on 01 March 2. New location means long country walks and a couple of v. v. nice local pubs. 3. It's Friday - yaaaayyyy ! 4. Stinkwart had haircut and looks...

triggerhippy

Porterhouse

I finally have the real deal, they are massive, 35 oz steaks, must be 3 inches deep. I want to do them justice, what do we reckon pls chefs? Any recommendations?...

Connemmara

What problems would desktop have as in normally as in normally to myself. Also the reason you could not find the posting was people were beginning to tear me like vultures the AB editor took it off it...

Jemisa

Rubber Gloves...

My dentist just won "dentist of the year"All he got was a little plaque. Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you"re going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next...

anotheoldgit

Gay Animals Where Are They?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/academic-takes-swipe-at-david-attenborough-wildlife-documentaries-for-ignoring-gay-animals-8487212.html One just couldn't make this up, after all the...

Chipchopper

Findus 100% Horse!

New theme tune - "Champion the lasagna sauce!"...

anotheoldgit

'blokeish Banter' Or Just An Islamophobic?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2274897/Tory-councillor-suspended-posting-Facebook-picture-compared-Muslim-children-burkas-bin-bags-defends-blokeish-banter.html#axzz2K1sKsXYW...

tamborine

Oysters In Top Restaurant

Is this fair comment to food poisoning from above ? [i]The usual way of identifying a particular type of food poisoning affecting an individual is by the laboratory analysis of faecal or vomit...

dorisday

Squeeky Door Handles

About three years ago I fitted brand new reasonably expensive brass door handles throughout my bungalow. Gradually one by one they have strated to squeek!!! It drives me made when I have people stay...

gness

Hmmm...cheeriness Departing

The appointment I had at the end of May, to discuss the results of the scan I haven't had has been cancelled. A new one has been made...for April. If I wait long enough I'll be given one for last...

McMouse

What Starts With F And Ends With K?

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the...

WELSHYORKIE

Good Morning All

Friday - chilly outside and a bit of drizzle but at least the wind has abated. 2nd weekend of the 6 Nations this weekend and i'm looking forward to seeing Sundays clash between Ireland and England in...

tony_123

What's The Best Way To Get Semen Off Your Chest

The best way to get semen off your chest is to give a good cough

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