I just wanted to say thank you to all you lovely people who said such kind things yesterday. I wouldn't normally let something like an anonymous email get to me but last week was exceptionally bad. Mr...
the movie Amadeus is on telly now. Salieri has propositioned Mozart's wife, basically saying if she lets him have his wicked way with her, he'll give Mozart a top job. He prays she'll take up his...
spurred on by Mrs O and Jeza, I have decided to confess. I am Redhelen. It became necessary to have all my posts and informtion removed due to threats received from parties no longer on AB - Ed was...
The Club is now Open. Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure. No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol...
My virginity was taken against my will at a young age. Though now I'm engaged to a wonderful man and we are sexually active. Since I never got the opportunity to share that moment of "losing...
Yesterday a woman came into the shop with her mum, her son and daughter. She told me she was wanting school shoes for her wee boy as he was starting school in August. So I gladly measured him up and...
The Answerbank radio show is finished. I have been contacted and told I have caused offence. The whole idea was meant to be amusing nonsense and I apologise for offence caused, although none was ever...
If I have forgotten anybody apologies. Where are you now, you sunnydave summer days, That once inspired the my poetic lays and ways? Blest time! Answerbank's nubiles and moonie swains, For lack of...
Firstly, how often do you want sex. And secondly, how often do you get sex. And based on these figures are you happy enough with your sex life or does it cause issues?
Used to hate them but having gone back to basics and recently bought a proper charcoal one, plus small instruction and recipe book, I have to say I'm converted. Will be firing it up shortly..gammon,...
I am considering learning a new skill or craft (possibly with a view to getting good enough to sell whatever I make, etc). No idea what skill exactly. If you had the time/opportunity, what sort of...
We went to the beach today. There were around 20 of us altogether. All related. Had a brilliant time, up to a point. The tide started to come in and we all had to move, which we had anticipated anyway...
13d, Extra part of diet male gymnasts perhaps take primarily (10) ?????E???T 15a, Actor following peacekeepers having avoided injury (6) ??H?R? 18a, Can spare transplanted organ (8) ??N?R?A? 24a,...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Muff,Ireland), the villagers gathered outside the new shop all winced at the sound of screeching metal. Tonyav was heading towards them,gamely...
