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MASS1961
What? Have I just seen Michael Vaughan? Ex England cricket captain shipped over to Georgia to interview golfers for the BBC, as they complete the final round of the Masters. Talk about jobs for the...
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DTCwordfan
Tommy Cooper favs: "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''...
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dickythecook
It made me smile, I hope you do too,dtc. Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over...
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bellazella
Wonderful
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Smowball
What an utter nightmare! First the "swimmer" in the water, then the re-start, then the oar coming off the Oxford boats oar, then their rower collapses at end of race. As soon as they spotted...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.telegraph....ried-says-gay-MP.html There have been many arguments for and against the need for gays to get 'married', but according to this gay MP homosexual marriage is just "pure...
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LyndaB
Here's the thing. I have been asked to make 100 scones for a street party to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee (for English Cream Teas) All the recipes I have tell you to eat the scones on the day they...
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Smowball
I'm just curious as so how much rent they pay a month and can you actually buy one? Coffee stalls charge an absolute fortune!
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carrust
I used to work in a sewage farm & the work was sooo boring. In the end I left as I was just going through the motions!
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carrust
I am pleased to announce that the man who recently fell into an upholstery machine has completely recovered!
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carrust
I've just swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles.....going to the toilet could spell disaster.....
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carrust
A lorry load of tortoises has collided with a truck load of terrapins.......It's a turtle disaster......
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sir.prize
Arsenal 1, Manchester City .. . . . . . .0
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TWR
Lancs, drizzle as expected.
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EvianBaby
I can substitute baking powder with self raising flour. Despite the fact he was a chef, I don't trust him. Is he right?...
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NoMercy
It's Paella of salmon, scallops and Calamari for me, him and eldest urchin. The two youngest urchins are having macaroni cheese. What's featuring on your menu today? Happy Easter everyone. X...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....aused-event-stop.html Pity the Oxford oar didn't break over this idiots head....
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FoxLee2
i've got some lamb shanks for dinner tonight - not done them before so googled a recipe. I know I have to brown them before slow cooking in oven. Can you tell me if I have to remove the thick...
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LochNessMonster
Be honest and confess to Nessie ?
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Traci66
Horrendous day, OH overdosed, then got arrested, feeling so down.

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