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DTCwordfan

One of my recent favourites

This one got a bipolar friend of mine, who has been sectioned a few times, laughing. Two llons in the Institution. One says to the other, "Is the clock on the wall right?" Other, "Yes,...
18:50 Fri 26th Nov 20102 answers, last by docspock 18:51 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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R1Geezer

The EU.....

Why has Norway not joined?
16:29 Fri 26th Nov 20109 answers, last by David H 23:44 Tue 30th Nov 2010
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INQUISITOR63

Good Grammar... please come back

Is it I ( Not is it Me !)....or ........... are there any other people out there ......who hate/s bad grammar ? ------{ perhaps that should be.... "is there ....people" ( sing noun )...but...
14:18 Tue 23rd Nov 2010137 answers, last by notafish 23:13 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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Bazile

Quoted by a Garage ...

..... to supply and fit a reconditioned Alternator to a renault Clio Oasis - 1171cc 1993 Labour - £ 70 - 2 HRS Parts - £ 117 . I'm not mechanically minded so wont be able to do it myself ....
17:03 Thu 25th Nov 201010 answers, last by Answerprancer 01:13 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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madmondeo

IP address

is it possible to change your ip address? if so, ............., how? thanks...
20:00 Wed 24th Nov 201014 answers, last by bella10 07:18 Fri 13th Jun 2014
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bigbanana

Area Targetted Adverts

How is it that during the last few weeks, there are adverts on my AB front page that refer to offers in the area I live. For example, I live about 40 miles from Cardiff but I'm still in Wales and I'm...
21:36 Wed 24th Nov 201019 answers, last by Mobius1 13:01 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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AB Editor

The World Expert on European Wasps

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps...
16:50 Wed 24th Nov 201015 answers, last by marval 11:37 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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bibblebub

The Apprentice - how long?

Over what period is The Apprentice vide'oed? Do they shoot each programme in the couple of days before transmission (and if so what do they do in between tasks)? Or did all the events that make up the...
21:56 Wed 24th Nov 201022 answers, last by ABerrant 02:44 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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pinkilady

High blood pressure...

I was supposed to have my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday (under sedation) but they wouldn't do it as apparently my blood pressure was 'sky-high'. I have an appointment with my GP later on this...
14:05 Wed 24th Nov 201021 answers, last by modeller 14:29 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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ummmm

Pheasants....

Local butcher has them for sale. I've never tried them so.. Can you describe what they taste like? And what is the best way to cook them?...
20:16 Wed 24th Nov 201057 answers, last by Chappers 13:07 Sat 27th Nov 2010
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saoirs

cryptic to finish

1 box with nothing in it how funny [7] ??r???? 2 very fat ex pupil to see off [5] ????e 3 work to finish emptying this [2-4] ?? ?r?y 4 for crying out loud [5] y???s 5 muck in ? not if this is what you...
20:57 Wed 24th Nov 201014 answers, last by saoirs 21:02 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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stokemaveric

is it snowing yet??

in your neck of the woods.......
19:38 Wed 24th Nov 2010109 answers, last by boxtops 19:51 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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cazzz1975

cannot find manufacturers website

hi there, I am trying to find the website/support page for the electricals manufacturer 'bush' apart from a freesat page linked with bush I cannot find a bush homepage, does anyone know if it has a...
20:40 Wed 24th Nov 201015 answers, last by VHG 21:09 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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horselady

BBC news

Did anyone watch the BBC news early this morning? The reporter outside Westminster Abbey talking about how, when Charles and Di got married, 600.000 people lined the streets between Buckingham Palace...
11:45 Wed 24th Nov 201010 answers, last by 237SJ 18:39 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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jd_1984

Headlines with double meanings....

"Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped" "March Planned For Next August" "Lingerie Shipment Hi-Jacked - Theif Gives Police The Slip" "Defendants Speech Ends In Long...
16:23 Wed 24th Nov 201020 answers, last by steg 20:23 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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DTCwordfan

DT Cryptic....

18a Recalls son chasing dog with no tale (9) R-T------ 23a Badly alarmed to find broke stones in the street (4-5) ----/--t-l 24a Dramatic scene created by a unionist attached to a board (7) starting...
17:05 Wed 24th Nov 20107 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:10 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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mollykins

Weird dome suddenly appeared

I get a bus to my sixth form now the field is impossible to bike over, so I hadn't notcied this wierd dome thats suddenly sprung up, on an industrial estate on the opposite side of a field to our...
14:00 Wed 24th Nov 201061 answers, last by mollykins 08:19 Sat 27th Nov 2010
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berniecuddles

£500,000' for Chandlers hostage story

Well Docspock you were spot on mate these pair of muppets are getting a nice pay day £500,000 for the Chandlers hostage story! All for being stupid going near the area where the somalian pirates...
15:44 Tue 23rd Nov 201082 answers, last by Gromit 12:24 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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bibblebub

It's only North Korea again

http://www.straitstim.../STIStory_606434.html North Korea has fired live ammo at a populated island that is just south-west of Seoul; no-one killed but there are some injuries as well as damage to...
07:27 Tue 23rd Nov 201017 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:49 Tue 23rd Nov 2010
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Jan1957

Petition for Soldier's Pension

Don't know if this has been done on here but if not please feel free to sign this on line petition. Sergeant Matthew Telford of the Grenadier Guards was promoted to that rank in June 2009. In November...
21:14 Tue 23rd Nov 201043 answers, last by barb7771 16:04 Thu 25th Nov 2010

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