i have xp pro but have a problem with it turning itself off before it gets started. my system restore was not working so i tried turning it off (as someone suggested) in safe mode. but in safe mode...
Came out of loo other day with wet through trousers. Got a new pair of bi-focals, went to loo , looked down and saw two willies. I knew the big one wasn't mine so I put it away.
with 100 trees around a woodpecker has decided to peck on the side of my wooden house...my question is why?...and how can i stop him from doing it without using a bb rifle
Hear the one about the Scotsman, the Irishman, and the two Englishmen who wanted to play a game of golf? Sorry, it's only funny ( or embarrassing ) if you're an English person.
Hi, Can anyone help me? My cat has come home with a big gauge out of his top lip and one of his top fangs has snapped off (leaving only a little stub). He has since been reluctant to eat unless it is...
having bein single and mostly enjoying it for a couple of years ive recently been on dates with a few different women....anyway one in particular stood out but she lives a fair old distance. she knew...
so whats tenerife like now not been there in a few years some ppl say the drinks are high in price compared to 2 years ago . theres 30 of us going there in october for a holiday. anyone rcomend some...
Apparently there is a new vibrator that does what women ask it to do, it has nine functions from fast to slow, but no word yet if it will take the bins out!!!!
is is correct that ladies can only take one peice of hand luggage? what i mean is if i take a handbag is that all i can take or can i take my normal 5kg bag too??? cant get on airport website at the...
Last night before I went to bed I noticed I had an itchy lump, that looked like a bit on my back, and one on the inside of my thigh. I developed more through the night and today, on my back, under my...
Hello everyone i was just wondering if anyone out there could help me. as some of you know we have recently acquired (or maybe its the other way round) a little kitten after the loss of our dear old...
im from bristol its the best place on earth suspention bridge justin lee colins vikki pollard and ss great britain anyone want to share my love of bristol alllllllriiiiiiiiight me...