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kh70

Google AdWords

Has anybody used google AdWords before and what advice can you give me? Having problems with them accepting our landing page at the moment. Thanks...

Kristal53

Strange message about AB access =I've been Throttled !!

I've recently moved to Chrome as my ISP and am loving it -no problems except that sometimes when I'm on AB I get an 'Internal server error 500" which means can't access a page -I go off AB come...

holoscofo

Hard boiled eggs! Maths based quiz question...

You have one 7 minute egg timer and one 4 minute egg timer. How do you accurately measure 9 minutes without taking any longer than 9 mins?

EvianBaby

Gullible isn't in the Dictionary..

Just been reminded of something I thought was funny. Got a little airfield near here which seems to be mostly used by gliders. Bosses wife was hanging around the office one day when a glider was being...

joggerjayne

Rugby v Netball

Is this the best advert ever ??? http://www.rugbydump....gby-vs-netball-advert All we know is (as Jeremy Clarkson used to say about The Stig) ... All we know is ... they are both tougher than...

Gromit

A tragic case - And poor level of police service.

// Police missed a desperate, screaming 999 call from a teenage girl while she and her family where being murdered in their home, a report revealed yesterday. 'Force procedure dictates that screaming...

lyndylou

Sky + box

Hi - Now I understand how to use the sky + box I have had it for some years - but having a debate one evening a relative of mine announced, that he always thought the recorded tv in the planner was...

d9f1c7

89 in a 50 what will I get?

OK I optimistically ticked the box which said I'd like to be considered for a FP but I think I'd be very lucky to get away with that. OK I'm prepared for the brick bats from the motoring evangelist...

Booldawg

Naff music thread

you know the format; has to be naff but trying to take itself seriously at the same time. Lets kick this off with Paul Robinson from Neighbours :-)

anotheoldgit

Was it right for him to be detained over such a trivial matter?

http://www.dailymail....airport-security.html It would seem that in 2012 Britain, the great British sense of humour is frowned upon so much so, that you can be detained for it. /// commenting on the...

Chasingcars

How can i find out old mortgage products available

Where could I find out quickly (ie online) what Halifax mortgage products were available in February 2011 or did anyone take a fixed rate/ tracker rate at this time, and if so what rate did you take...

anotheoldgit

There must be a caption for this.

http://i.dailymail.co...005DC-720_636x449.jpg Perhaps "Look after No1 first, that's my motto"....

Voulez-vous

Sean Penn wades in on the Falklands.

For the second day running, I think? Is it any of his business? Should he be allowed a voice? http://www.telegraph....ands-unthinkable.html...

Nebch

Dart board height?

I know that the bulls eye of a dartboard is supposed to be about 1.7m from the floor. However, I've noticed how high it seems. When you see professionals fetching their darts, they all seem to be way...

Noraq

If you won a Cruise holiday in a raffle..or the cash equiv...which would you take?

Just asking =)

NoMercy

3 hours of surgery...

And no lurve for six weeks. You should have seen his face......

sunny-dave

Cover Version Night

There was an absolutely grim cover of Seven Nation Army posted here yesterday ... but actually I quite like cover versions that re-invent the original. This turns an Echo & the Bunnymen classic...

DTCwordfan

Valentine's Day Poems - Cornish Verse.

Heard in the local tonight, a Cornish Valentine's: "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue The flowers are so expensive Stolen daffodils for you" Let's see the verse, folks. I am surprised that the...

FredPuli43

Incredible issue !

When did 'incredible' become the popular intensifier that it now is ? It seems that everyone (apart from me!) now uses it, whether they are academics in TV documentaries, politicians or footballers,...