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Congrats to Michael Owen for his Ascot glory - More silverware where someone else did all the running...
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A recent survey by the British Science Asociation showed that women prefer different sort of men depending on what position in the menstrual cycle they are in. Women during Ovulation prefer men with...
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My wife, feeling sorry for herself, texted me earlier, saying that she "weighs a ton." I congratulated her on losing some weight, but she didn't reply....
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The golfing great has been laid to rest in the same grave as his father I guess that makes him one over pa...
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Was it one you liked or was it one that haunted you all through your schooldays?
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If you shout "Neil Lennon" in parts of Glasgow in this day and age there's a good chance you will get stabbed. Yet if you tried it in New York on the 8th December 1980, you would have saved...
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2 pints came to £7.40..shocking or what?
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finished now for 5 days :) hopefully found some winners for York today 1 30 princess banu 2 00 lovers causeway 2 30 electrolyser 3 00 askaud 3 30 apace 4 10 cheveton 4 45 itirad...
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so picked out these horses for York today 1.30 pekan star 2.0 chiswick bey 2.30 amazing beauty 3.0 rose bloossom 3.35 destinys dream 4.10 alejandro 4.45 barwick...
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Whilst celebrating Arsenal`s victory over Man Utd on Sunday, in hindsight it wasn`t a good idea of Bin Laden to run into the street yelling "COME ON YOU GUNNERS"
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Sometimes he does some amazing saves, but too often he fooks up bigtime Do we sell him or keep him?...
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So now it`s all done and dusted Wills and Kate are now man and wife I hope they break Royal tradition And stay together for life The ceremony was a star studded affair With Elton, Posh and Becks...
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The old stuffies have buggered orf home and left Wills and friends to party, shame there`s not a film crew there to capture what goes on at these royal p!ss ups
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Logged on earlier and had a Windows Recovery box appear, I tried to get rid of it but it wouldn`t budge, I shut the pc down and started it up again and did a system restore thingy and now all my...
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Mine at the moment are... On quiz shows..."Let`s see if it`s the correct answer.............after the break" The woman who makes the dresses on Big Fat Gypsy Weddings The "ISA ISA...
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Do you think he should get rid of the fluffy look and just shave it off and be done with it?
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Did you apply and how much did you "spend"...I did £400 plus £6 postage
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Not as good without any well known songs...anyone agree?
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I replaced an old shower with a new one and followed the fitting instructions from the manual..please bear with me... 1, Fitted the shower hose minus the shower head as stated 2, The manual then...

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