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Ann

Happy Birthday Bathsheba On Wednesday

An early happy birthday wish as I'm off to bed and will be packing for holiday tomorrow ..... Have a lovely birthday! x...
23:25 Tue 28th Apr 201524 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:24 Wed 29th Apr 2015
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marval

I Used

I used to fill a bin with water, sugar, hops and malt and leave it under the stairs for a while. But I stopped doing it, in the end it just made me bitter....
18:50 Wed 29th Apr 20154 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:11 Wed 29th Apr 2015
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excelsior-1

Birthday Present

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow - last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. "Oh, I don't know", she said . "just give me something with diamonds" That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing...
17:28 Tue 28th Apr 201528 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:46 Wed 29th Apr 2015
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retrocop

Flu Jabs

FLU SEASON To avoid it... Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system....
14:02 Wed 29th Apr 20157 answers, last by Baldric 15:45 Wed 29th Apr 2015
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sunny-dave

Beyond Weird ...

... even for America this is just bizarre ... and then some :( http://tinyurl.com/pyvytnx Thank you to wolfie for alerting me to it ... I think...
19:55 Tue 28th Apr 201531 answers, last by shoota 00:21 Thu 30th Apr 2015
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ToraToraTora

Why Is President Assad Of Syria Refereeing Snooker?

Anyone watching O'Sullivan v Bingham? I suppose it's good to have a hobby!
15:25 Tue 28th Apr 20154 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:42 Tue 28th Apr 2015
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sp1814

Does Anyone Feel Uneasy When We Find Out That Political Parties And Newspapers Collude To Lie To The Voting Public?

Are we happy that this is just part of the election process... ...or should we be concerned that what is dressed up as a news story is in fact (for want of a better phrase) - party political cobblers?...
19:22 Tue 28th Apr 201544 answers, last by naomi24 14:28 Wed 29th Apr 2015
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queenofmean

Dilemma

Sometimes I wonder if OH's family actually give a hoot about him and his life. Yet again they are expecting him to stay at home this Christmas for 2-3 weeks and look after his sisters cat. Now he said...
19:26 Tue 28th Apr 201523 answers, last by Dee Sa 08:08 Thu 07th May 2015
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ronreid

Find The Animal

Example Weary canine : dog tired -- animal answer dog , last one ..... A card game , animal thanks for any help...
17:17 Tue 28th Apr 20155 answers, last by Georgiesmum 21:29 Tue 28th Apr 2015
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marval

I Always

I always go to the harbour and start sailing on other people boats. I struggle with the concept of Own a Ship. Got a date with an archer tonight. I’m all of a quiver. I was out at the pub quiz with...
15:58 Tue 28th Apr 20154 answers, last by marval 17:15 Tue 28th Apr 2015
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lindapalmara

Ashes

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the...
16:33 Tue 28th Apr 20154 answers, last by Tilly2 20:05 Tue 28th Apr 2015
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lindapalmara

S Orlando First Minister

Nicola Sturgeon was touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumped out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Nicola in her usual...
08:36 Tue 28th Apr 20157 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:21 Tue 28th Apr 2015
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marval

I'm Getting

I'm getting worried. I've spent all week watching detective fiction on television while setting fire to things. I think I'm a poiromaniac....
17:36 Mon 27th Apr 201512 answers, last by marval 22:23 Mon 27th Apr 2015
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marval

I've Just Seen

I've just seen a flock of pigeons in army uniforms. I fear a military coo. I keep having an hallucination where I'm in a descending lift with a strange object. I think I'm coming down with something....
18:48 Mon 27th Apr 20152 answers, last by melv16 18:59 Mon 27th Apr 2015
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excelsior-1

A Note Of Thanks

as i begin the second week of my new (temp to perm) job - i would like to express my gratitude to those if you who occasionally kept my spirits up during the months of redundancy and fruitless job...
18:05 Mon 27th Apr 20159 answers, last by Elina 21:45 Mon 27th Apr 2015
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gness

Twiddle Muffs....

Have you seen or made one of these?.......I can't believe I have just found out about them thanks to Sunny-Dave with his interest in Alzheimer's. He had seen an article about it and thought I might be...
17:38 Mon 27th Apr 201527 answers, last by ferlew 22:04 Mon 27th Apr 2015
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venator

What Shall I Have For My Last Meal?

Just visited the deathclock site - http://www.deathclock.com/ It tells me I died last year (I'm in extraordinary good health by the way) It's an excuse for a dinner party, to share my last meal with a...
08:56 Mon 27th Apr 201514 answers, last by Brinjal 05:58 Tue 28th Apr 2015
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. dry and a bit chilly this morning. But I think it will improve as the day wakes up. Tiggy wasn't out for too long again, can#t blame him. These cold nights are not good for hedgehogs. They...
04:32 Mon 27th Apr 201586 answers, last by jim360 08:21 Mon 27th Apr 2015
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marval

I Was

I was in the vegetable aisle at my local supermarket when the spring onions started breakdancing and doing hip hop. The little rap scallions!...
18:20 Sun 26th Apr 201536 answers, last by maggiebee 20:38 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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tonyav

Gary Glitter

Gary Glitter 'hires three bodyguards' ! http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/gary-glitter-hires-three-bodyguards-to-protect-him-from-other-inmates-in-prison/ar-BBiHblY...
16:39 Sun 26th Apr 201524 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:12 Sun 26th Apr 2015

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