We have had an Election leaflet from the local Labour candidate which contains a blatant lie and we can prove it. We had an unsatisfactory answer from the party Office in the nearby town but it...
The Hierarchy re cats and dogs is sorted here at .......the dogs ask to go out of the back door for a comfort break, while the cat demands I open the front door for him.
How are you all? is your weather ok? up to now ok here, just been preparing a garden bench for varnishing, all the prep work done, stained now ready for that start of the 6 coats of varnish, what have...
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not...
Barring major upsets it looks like Bingham vs Murphy in the final and I’m really torn between a personal favourite for the title. Have to say Shaun is my favourite player – total integrity,...
Youngest Junior Overall and his best friend (both 15) had the day off school today for the Tour de Yorkshire. They have had their eyes on a pair of young ladies and have spent the day with them. I...
I just discovered rocket as in the salad leaves from supermarket and i like it very much and i heard that this stuff grows in places and easily available if you go out and pick it.Where would i find...
We are just back from a BBQ at a friends house - they live on the route of the Tour de Yorkshire. It may have been the.....ahem.... sun that went to my head but when I spotted a helicopter hovering, I...
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license...
Can you think of a film/book/tv programme or song title....change it slightly (take note of this svejk) to incorporate something medical? For example: One Flu Over the Cuckoos Nest. Best answer will...
We have. I have just been in the garden with Tilly and it's perishing. A clear sky and a three quatrer moon shining brightly. Brrrrr! Glad to come back inside.
I think my keyboard needs therapy. Some of the keys have been depressed lately. Today it was raining cats and dogs. I stepped in a poodle. I'm setting up a strip club in Devon, offering Cream Tease. I...
take two AB names and mix up the letters to make an amusing anagram For example : (waterboatman & marval) a lambent worm avatar i shall award best answer first thing tomorrow morning - over to you...