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murraymints

Skunk ?

not sure where to put this..can anyone tell me how to tell the difference between skunk and ordinary run of the mill weed...WITHOUT using..ie colour ? ta muchy !...
18:52 Wed 22nd Apr 201553 answers, last by EDDIE51 21:29 Wed 22nd Apr 2015
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lindapalmara

Vasectomy

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously, "Is there a problem?" The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his...
18:38 Wed 22nd Apr 20153 answers, last by slessco 17:30 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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nailit

Weird Coincidences

Just finished reading this book about coincidences http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beyond-Coincidence-Martin-Plimmer/dp/1840465344 Ive had a few odd coincidences happen over the years but nothing spectacular....
18:21 Wed 22nd Apr 201516 answers, last by Mosaic 07:22 Thu 23rd Apr 2015
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mrs_overall

I Am Celebrating!

Would anyone care to join me as I crack open a bottle of Veuve Cliquot? Thanks to DeeSa for awarding me my 100th Best Answer...
12:02 Wed 22nd Apr 201535 answers, last by Dee Sa 16:28 Thu 23rd Apr 2015
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wolf63

Drive-Thru Confessional

This one was posted a couple of years ago but I like it so here it is again. The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ''You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush...
19:55 Tue 21st Apr 20154 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:08 Wed 22nd Apr 2015
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Stephen_G

Wrong Type Of Fuel...

An Inventor who created a revolutionary type of Engine fuelled by Ferrets will have to go back to the drawing board, after the Motor exploded the other day - he'd filled up with Weasel!
18:06 Tue 21st Apr 201511 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:04 Tue 21st Apr 2015
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mrs_overall

Charity Shops

Is is just me or does anyone else think they are becoming too expensive? In a recent visit to one local Mind shop I found a Per Una top for sale for £9.99 which had a whacking great non-repairable...
16:19 Tue 21st Apr 201548 answers, last by marval 21:58 Tue 21st Apr 2015
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tonyav

Footballer Sacked For Scoring !

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/jay-hart-sex-tape-non-league-footballer-sacked-after-being-filmed-having-sex-with-unknown-blonde-girl-in-managers-dug-out/ar-AAbmbww...
21:04 Mon 20th Apr 201526 answers, last by Slapshot 22:10 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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hc4361

Take Computer To Hotel Room

I will soon be staying in an hotel for a few nights where I know that wifi will be available in the room. I wouldn't hesitate to take a laptop, but would it be cheeky to take a 26" all in one desktop?...
17:27 Mon 20th Apr 201511 answers, last by hc4361 22:06 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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tonyav

Coca Cola

Amazing stuff is Coke. http://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddrink/foodnews/15-amazing-ways-to-use-coca-cola/ss-AAbnnSz...
18:39 Mon 20th Apr 201527 answers, last by tonyav 19:29 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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tinkerbell23

Wedding Invite Wording

Looking for something a bit different. My parents are "hosting" therefore i would like it Mr & Mrs Tinkerbells Parents.... (Example! Mr and Mrs J Smith) x...
16:27 Mon 20th Apr 201525 answers, last by woofgang 22:39 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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Ann

Happy Birthday Buenchico

Have a great birthday Chris! x
00:03 Mon 20th Apr 201569 answers, last by Buenchico 21:37 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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queenofmean

I Think

...I'm out the other side, slightly scarred but not broken. Feel miles better though :)...
13:06 Mon 20th Apr 201517 answers, last by queenofmean 11:40 Tue 21st Apr 2015
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun - Sunday

Today's challenge is to incorporate the name of an AB'er into a film, book, tv programme or song. An example is the film: One Boo Over the Cuckoos Nest Over to you lot!...
13:38 Sun 19th Apr 2015158 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:35 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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marval

My Friend

My friend has just started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. Apparently She's an animal in bed....
16:27 Sun 19th Apr 20155 answers, last by askyourgran 21:45 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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weeweeone

Is This

A good question to ask?
18:21 Sun 19th Apr 20159 answers, last by jourdain2 18:30 Sun 19th Apr 2015
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Gizmonster

A Or B ...... You Decide .......

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/Toilet%20Roll_zpswnnpxbep.jpg Personally, I prefer B, but I suppose as long as there's always one there, it doesn't really matter too much....
12:29 Sun 19th Apr 201533 answers, last by Gizmonster 21:40 Sun 19th Apr 2015
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marval

Our New

Our new librarian is very polite. I think she is Italian. I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine." So I thanked her and walked...
16:12 Sun 19th Apr 20154 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:17 Sun 19th Apr 2015
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rosiemuggins

Fleet Admiral

35a Fleet admiral in charge of US Pacific Fleet in WW2
16:08 Sun 19th Apr 20156 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:11 Sun 19th Apr 2015
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manpan

Just Burnt The Duck

She's gonna bloody kill me
14:40 Sun 19th Apr 201512 answers, last by ummmm 17:56 Sun 19th Apr 2015

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