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Does This Make Me Racist?

A question in another section has prompted me to stick my head above the parapet with this one. I am a fairly frequent hospital in-patient and have encountered fellow patients of all races and...

Xeronema

Good Afternoon All

What a lovely day it is in South Yorkshire at the moment - the weather is to die for....

icecreamicecream

Politicians...why?

Am I the only one who thinks we are being badly served by our current crop of politicians.The present bunch we have (including wee Nikki and her puppetmaster up here in Scotland) couldn't wipe the...

bazwillrun

Who'll Be Needing A Loan Now ?

http://news.sky.com/story/1467657/wonga-crashes-to-35m-loss-after-torrid-year shame....couldnt happen to nicer people...

retrocop

Tuti Homini

> Pope Francis recently finished his sermon. > He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" – “Blessed be Mankind.” > > A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day. > They...

retrocop

2+2+2 =7

A teacher said to Johnny, "If I give you two cats and then two more cats and another two cats how many cats do you have?" Johnny. "seven sir" Teacher. "No listen again.I give you two cats plus two...

excelsior-1

- - - about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin? Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself. The second...

FrillyPancake

Whats For Supper Folks??? Long Time No Speak!!!

Sticky rack bbq ribs half chips/onion rings and coleslaw for me. Yum!!!!

marval

I Think

I think my partner is going insane. He said "Honey, can you unload the dish washer please?" Next thing you know, he'll be asking the marmalade to take out the bins....

lilacben

Would Anyone With A Fish Tank Be Ableto Help Me? Donging Noise Keeps

going off from the fish tank.? It goes dong dong and then again...nothing for an hour or so and then again.? What is it and why ?...

weecalf

Film Puns

They are making a film on the remaking of inferior cameras it's gonna be called. Return of the Red eye . any idea you good selves ?

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. The sky is clear, so it's looking good for the day. still a bit cool though. tiggy has had an early night and gone to bed. Shoplifting this morning followed by a lazy afternoon. A concert to...

cupid04

Bedding.

Q] What did the blanket say when it fell on the floor? A] ''Oh sheet!''...

nailit

Politicians

Does anyone really believe any of the guff that ANY off them spout? Seriously! Why bother voting because they all talk the talk, but then do as they please once in power. Would you trust a politician...

Xeronema

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning all. The weather is pretty dismal but surprisingly it isn't cold. What does everyone have planned for today (if you aren't working)? However more importantly, what do you lot have planned for...

RandyMarsh

Star Wars Trailer 2

ooooh chromestrooper

mrs_overall

Just For Fun - Wednesday

Todays challenge is to incorporate an animal or something to do with an animal into any TV programme or film, e.g. The Purr-fect Storm Over to you you lot!...

excelsior-1

A Question

there is a big noise made in the news about the daily express owner donating one million pounds to UKIP which apparently, is a welcome windfall because their coffers are just about empty so, if it had...

sandyRoe

If You'd Seen Both Would You Have Opted For Erection Or Recondite?

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/dr-phil-rises-to-word-challenge/ar-AAb4avo...

Dee Sa

Ed Milliband

just seen Ed on the tv news, I have often wondered what word would should describe him and now I know, "Goofy" comes to mind....

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