A young English couple decided they needed an au pair, and arranged for a girl to come over from Northern Finland. When she arrived, the wife asked, "Can you cook?" "No," said the girl, "My mother...
A cleric found himself wondering whether there were any golf courses in Heaven. He even began to ask the question in his prayers. One day, in answer to his prayers, he received a direct answer from on...
Absolutely no way!!! As we get closer to the US election, we must remember that we cannot, under any circumstances, trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a simple job to...
Here I am! :o} Sunday. It's nice this morning so I've been for a walk. Tiggy spent most of the night exploring the garden before demolishing his supper. Dinner party today, so much to do. Have a happy...
After a motorway pile up the rescue services approach a car with a man in the front seat. The man is screaming and shouting. In an attempt to calm the situation one of the rescue staff says. "Calm...
Hello everyone. This is Gailforce, I am spending the afternoon with Excelsior, we are having some drinks and he is telling me about his god-daughter's baby & showing me a picture. He is letting me use...
Went to Grand Designs Live today, bit disappointed as it was just like the Ideal Home Exhibition. Big bonus though, the OH is sold on getting a Quooker fitted, happy days :)
I've no doubt that the new Tory govt will target the working class, the sick, the old, the poor. The Bullingdon Boys will also attempt to eradicate the Trade Unions and the Labour Party. They are the...
Whilst watching the build up to the race Prince Albert was interviewed. I naturally assumed he would have a french-ish accent, but it sounded more American to me! (I know that Princess Grace was...
A while ago I was asking if anyone had any ideas how to light up the interior of my new fridge, as it only has two lights on the top shelf. Someone ( can't remember who it was :( ) suggested a light...
Does anyone know what a coke/diet coke/ can is made out of?
On the cab it says "metal - widely recycled". I'm sure it used to be aluminium, not even coca cola customer services can elaborate....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily....
They Walk Among Us! ---------------------------- Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home....
I've been feeling a little blue recently. I'm cuddling a Smurf. I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone. Finding someone who can cook the perfect...
On vacation, a man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down...
