And God said to John 'Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life'. But John came fifth and won a toaster. What do you call a nun on roller-skates? Virgin Mobile I bought some shoes from a drug...
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give...
... are you treating today as your Bank Holiday? Tomorrow will be like a Sunday to me, the last day of the weekend when you sort things out before back to work. So, I contemplated going out on my own...
Sunday. It's not going to be as nice as yesterday. Typical, I'm going to the docks today for the Tall Ships Festival. Lots to see and do, lots of shenanigans on the water. It should be good fun. Tiggy...
Will you be watching Eurovision tonight just heard the UK entry for the first time sounds good I have heard worse, used to love this show before the politics took over!
Answers are things found in garden shed, stuck on 3 can anyone help please , 1/ Old and broken like some of us, ( 6 ) 2/ For designer gardeners ( 6 ) 3/ 3/ A bit of a puzzle ( 6 ) Thank you...
A man went to the doctor one day and said: "I've just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt." The...
No - not the Beckhams. Comedian David Mitchell & Victoria Coren Mitchell have become parents to baby daughter - Barbara Elizabeth June. Congratulations. I didn't know they were expecting....
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and...
