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sunny-dave

Blatter - Shredded

Well worth 13 minutes of your time : ....
17:48 Tue 02nd Jun 201514 answers, last by jourdain2 18:05 Tue 02nd Jun 2015
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marval

I Have

I have just dropped my packet of biscuits from the top of a ten storey building. Crumbs....
16:32 Tue 02nd Jun 20154 answers, last by marval 16:38 Tue 02nd Jun 2015
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tonyav

Hard Luck !

Had to read the header twice. http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/man-on-naked-bike-ride-gets-ejected-after-becoming-aroused/ar-BBktrBh...
19:10 Mon 01st Jun 201544 answers, last by gness 10:18 Tue 02nd Jun 2015
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jack daniels

Sons Graduation

This is a very proud occassion for myself and mr daniels to attend but i have no idea what to wear/how to dress Help needed please tia Anna x...
17:35 Mon 01st Jun 201517 answers, last by jack daniels 19:08 Mon 01st Jun 2015
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excelsior-1

Weekend Caption Competition

best answer (in my opinion - talbot) will be awarded monday afternoon http://www.listener.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/caption-comp.jpg...
20:22 Sat 30th May 201529 answers, last by mallyh 07:28 Tue 02nd Jun 2015
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murraymints

Bgt

AHHHH.....Want a dog like that..!!! who to win magician, Isaac or doggies ?
21:18 Sun 31st May 2015104 answers, last by ummmm 17:10 Mon 01st Jun 2015
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Broseph

Is Anyone Thinking Of Putting A Whole Orange In The Cavity Of A Chicken?

If so, DON'T. I did this yesterday and it was the most horrible and bitter chicken I've ever ate in my whole life. Stick to a peeled lemon,pineapple or avocados. I don't know where I got this horrible...
09:52 Sun 31st May 20158 answers, last by honzstgirl23 12:42 Sun 31st May 2015
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bednobs

Is Wifi An Acronym?

if so, what of?
20:45 Sat 30th May 20158 answers, last by Old_Geezer 22:46 Sat 30th May 2015
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marval

I Went

I went for an audition the other day to play the Invisible woman. The director told me he couldn't really see me in the role, so I got it....
16:45 Sat 30th May 20152 answers, last by bookbinder 22:02 Sat 30th May 2015
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excelsior-1

How Many - - -

- - - aerospace engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? none..................................... it's not exactly rocket science...
12:31 Sat 30th May 20152 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:17 Sat 30th May 2015
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Zacs-Master

Disgusting Behaviour!

Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Skegness today. A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the...
12:52 Sat 30th May 201529 answers, last by TWR 10:26 Sun 31st May 2015
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Canary42

Cameron: "wrong Person Elected"

Oh, the irony of it - Cameron thinks the wrong person was elected. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32940178 Quote from link :- Criticism from British government Prime Minister David Cameron:...
06:40 Sat 30th May 20157 answers, last by Arksided 11:34 Sat 30th May 2015
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marval

Ever Since

Ever since my experiments with radiation turned me into a voucher. I have been looking for a way to redeem myself....
21:08 Fri 29th May 20153 answers, last by Canary42 06:48 Sat 30th May 2015
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. A bit brighter this morning. It hammered down yesterday morning. A charter today, but an early start as I have to collect the boat from the boatyard first. All good fun innit! Tiggy was out...
05:04 Sat 30th May 201534 answers, last by Rebecca01 14:22 Sat 30th May 2015
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excelsior-1

Midweek Caption Competition

best answer to be chosen on saturday this gives you all three days to have fun with - and hopefully there will be more responses than the last few times...
15:55 Wed 27th May 201521 answers, last by Arksided 19:30 Sat 30th May 2015
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Ann

Gness Whose Birthday It Is?!!

Happy Birthday Gness - have a gud un!!
00:24 Fri 29th May 201590 answers, last by tonyav 00:08 Sat 30th May 2015
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gordiescotland1

National Rail Strikes June- I Am Furious

I am furious there are 2 proposed national rail strikes in june one of them over the time I am due to go down to my nephews confirmation. I have booked and paid for hotels and theatre tickets now I...
20:40 Thu 28th May 201590 answers, last by gordiescotland1 14:38 Mon 01st Jun 2015
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Ann

Happpy Birthday Ric.ror

Have a great birthday x
00:25 Fri 29th May 201545 answers, last by maggiebee 16:39 Mon 01st Jun 2015
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jim360

Sepp Blatter

As part of the ongoing protest against the FIFA corruption scandal and Sepp Blatter's incompetent leadership, it emerged today that Scotland are threatening that if the aging leader is elected for a...
10:02 Fri 29th May 20159 answers, last by tonyav 19:00 Fri 29th May 2015
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lindapalmara

Hanging About!!!

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've...
23:02 Thu 28th May 20153 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:17 Fri 29th May 2015

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