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who77
Name the song and artist - clues are: 1. PLBES (6 6 5 4 5) 2. LBDD (9 4 5 5) 3. GYR (7 11 4)...
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-Talbot-
go out drinking? I appear to be one of the few ABers that likes to go out and have a good session. Will I grow out of it?...
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maggiebee
Just home from Edinburgh. Went to see Lord of the Dance at the Playhouse - brilliant show from start to finish. Sorry Michael Flatley wasn't there in person but they did have a hologram of him at the...
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marval
I was at my local herb and spice shop when the shop keeper asked if he could help me. I said "No thank you I am just browsing." He said "take as much time as you want" So I nicked the whole lot....
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MrMartell
1st brandy of the night ...believe me i need it.!!!
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waterboatman
Saturday. Lots of rain during the night, not looking good for today either. Guess who's got a charter! Wet weather gear is the order of the day I reckon. Tiggy must be pleased he moved into Tiggy...
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marval
After a heavy day's digging at the archaeological site in Norway, the researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. It was a wondrous piece of artwork - He had bulging...
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excelsior-1
my news for today - - - - well, i shall let my avatar do the talking time for a small celebratory sherry...
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marval
I have noticed that chess players always close doors behind them. It must be because they don't like draughts....
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Barsel
When my daughter was shopping at the supermarket today, she returned to her car to find that someone had left their dog in their car.It was a boiling hot day and although the window was open slightly,...
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marval
A Scottish lady come round and decorated my bathroom. All the while singing Eclipse of the Heart. She was a Bonnie Tiler. Eclipse of the Heart...
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Svejk
come on then, where'd you go. Any excitement?
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excelsior-1
- - - with an eel that's a moray...
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marval
I've had to leave my friend because of her obsession with Daniel Craig. It's a shame, there was a bond between us....
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marval
I have just bought a new reversible jacket. I can't wait to see how it turns out....
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marval
My friend made a bet with me that I couldn't make a joke about a flower. But I rose to the challenge....
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marval
I broke an upholsterers fingers last week. I don't think he'll ever recover....
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marval
Those push-up bras don't work. I bought one, and I can still only manage ten or so before my arms get tired....
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joggerjayne
Britain's national bird ... the Robin? No Gulls in the Top 10? I think a recount is needed. National bird? How often do you ever see a Robin? And I'm sorry, the "Mute Swan" (is that a real bird) comes...

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