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cupid04

Spicing Things Up...

A husband and wife want to spice up their love life, so they agree to watch some porn together. But it doesn't do anything to get the wife in the mood for love. 'It's just not very realistic,' she...
21:51 Wed 10th Jun 201513 answers, last by cupid04 00:31 Fri 12th Jun 2015
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marval

How Is Business?

In a small town, a man had just opened a small shop selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbour pays him a visit and says, "So how is your strange business going?" "What do you mean strange?"...
21:58 Tue 09th Jun 20154 answers, last by Bazile 18:08 Wed 10th Jun 2015
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magicmick

Accident At Work

My friend fell into a upholstery machine at work, I rang his wife she said he is now fully recovered....
00:13 Tue 09th Jun 201513 answers, last by mallyh 16:14 Wed 10th Jun 2015
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DaisyNonna

Intrigued

Was intrigued to have a missed call which when I dialled 1471 to find the number was 0000 0000 0000 0000 Did not respond Any comments?...
21:51 Mon 08th Jun 20159 answers, last by DaisyNonna 22:11 Mon 08th Jun 2015
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Jordyboy9

I Remember

When you could get 16 pints of beer for a pound,and wagonwheels were huge.
15:25 Mon 08th Jun 201554 answers, last by Bathsheba 17:44 Tue 09th Jun 2015
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Ann

Happy Birthday Dee Sa

Have a lovely day Dee x
00:12 Mon 08th Jun 201532 answers, last by Kimdottir 19:02 Mon 08th Jun 2015
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1ozzy

What Keeps You Awake In The Wee Hours?

Nothing keeps me awake, but my bladder keeps waking me up ;-)
04:38 Mon 08th Jun 201521 answers, last by cupid04 13:46 Mon 08th Jun 2015
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Ann

Happy Birthday Flump1

Have a great birthday flump x
00:16 Mon 08th Jun 201523 answers, last by Kimdottir 19:01 Mon 08th Jun 2015
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Psybbo

Worrying

If a mod takes against you, is there anything you can do or just leave?
22:03 Sun 07th Jun 201510 answers, last by Svejk 22:44 Sun 07th Jun 2015
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Psybbo

Cliques

I've seen 'Cliques' mentioned a lot on here, so some questions Is there a Crossword or Elite Clique? Is there a News Clique? Is there a Jokes Clique? What Clique or Cliques am I in? and What Cliques...
18:40 Sun 07th Jun 2015131 answers, last by Mamyalynne 15:55 Mon 08th Jun 2015
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Ann

Thinking Of Micmak Today

As you all know we haven't heard anything of Jeza since November and most of us are fearing something is wrong in their health situation. It's Mic's birthday today so if you are looking in Jeza (maybe...
10:28 Sun 07th Jun 201524 answers, last by jennyjoan 22:50 Thu 11th Jun 2015
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marval

I Came

I came home today to find a parcel waiting on my doorstep. I opened it and was delighted to discover it was a box of Stabilo Boss coloured pens. It was the higlight of my day...
22:52 Sat 06th Jun 20151 answer, last by excelsior-1 12:11 Sun 07th Jun 2015
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jd_1984

Not Been On For A While.......

I haven't checked in on this site for a wee while, hope you are all well....... Tell me something interesting....?...
08:57 Sun 07th Jun 201540 answers, last by gness 10:44 Mon 08th Jun 2015
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excelsior-1

Good Afternoon 1Ozzy

i am having trouble sleeping - thought i'd look in on here how are things down there?...
04:17 Sun 07th Jun 20157 answers, last by 1ozzy 04:49 Sun 07th Jun 2015
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marval

I Played

I played a gig in a prison yesterday. They were a very captive audience....
18:34 Sat 06th Jun 201512 answers, last by Caribeing 21:01 Sat 06th Jun 2015
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marval

I Never

Apparently my local news had an announcement on how to load a gun. But I never got the bulletin....
16:55 Sat 06th Jun 20153 answers, last by marval 18:31 Sat 06th Jun 2015
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Georgiesmum

Summer Reading

Can anyone recommend any good summer reading at the moment? I love biographies and any true stories, especially if they involve children or animals.. Im reading "Haatch and Little B" by Wendy Holden...
10:18 Sat 06th Jun 20158 answers, last by Georgiesmum 13:33 Sun 07th Jun 2015
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lindapalmara

Senior Theatre Seats

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man just...
09:48 Sat 06th Jun 20155 answers, last by Georgiesmum 16:25 Sat 06th Jun 2015
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excelsior-1

Midweek Caption Competition

i'll choose best answer saturday morning - - good luck everyone http://www.themartellexperience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Otters.jpg...
16:27 Wed 03rd Jun 201524 answers, last by vulcan42 23:18 Sat 06th Jun 2015
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. The weekend is here again. None of the promised rain at all. So I'll have to water the garden later. Tiggy was out for some time last night, doing his job before seeing off his supper. H...
05:02 Sat 06th Jun 201583 answers, last by wendilla 16:34 Sat 06th Jun 2015

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