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marval

My Cousin

My cousin's fruit stand at the local market was burnt down by vandals. I've never seen a mango so meloncholy before....
17:16 Fri 05th Jun 20154 answers, last by marval 17:30 Fri 05th Jun 2015
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marval

I Had

I had a dream that I was driving down the motorway in my car whilst making pancakes. All night tossing and turning....
16:47 Fri 05th Jun 20156 answers, last by marval 17:01 Fri 05th Jun 2015
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marval

I Feel

I feel bad for my maths teacher as he got in a fight last night at a pub. It's a sin cos he got tanned....
21:58 Thu 04th Jun 20156 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:32 Fri 05th Jun 2015
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Ric.ror

Got Anything Good Planned....

For the weekend? The weather looks promising and one of the schools in the village is having a fete - I think...
13:30 Fri 05th Jun 201514 answers, last by Elina 16:48 Fri 05th Jun 2015
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maggiebee

Apologies Gents

Men Are Like.. ..COFFEE..the best ones are rich, warm and keeps you up all night long. ..GOVERNMENT BONDS...it takes them a long time to mature. ..HOROSCOPES..they always tell u what to do and are...
16:12 Fri 05th Jun 20154 answers, last by Baldric 16:39 Fri 05th Jun 2015
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excelsior-1

My Friend Asked Me - - -

- - - if i was interested in a chess tournament i said yes, and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's breasts...
19:28 Thu 04th Jun 20158 answers, last by Psybbo 19:45 Thu 04th Jun 2015
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marval

Found

I have found out an interesting fact. Going into a restaurant dressed as a lobster can land you in hot water....
18:45 Thu 04th Jun 20155 answers, last by Psybbo 18:57 Thu 04th Jun 2015
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marval

I Spent

I have just spent the day up a mountain, standing on a sheer cliff ledge. I love acting the goat....
18:47 Wed 03rd Jun 20154 answers, last by magicmick 16:05 Thu 04th Jun 2015
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McMouse

Colin The Aborigine

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party...
11:25 Thu 04th Jun 20158 answers, last by askyourgran 22:56 Sun 07th Jun 2015
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queenofmean

Woooo

I had a top up of laser treatment this morning on my peepers. It was a great success. The Dr was utterly brilliant! I seriously cannot praise him enough! It's rare to find someone there who is nice...
15:28 Thu 04th Jun 201519 answers, last by ivor4781 08:39 Fri 05th Jun 2015
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Bazile

Memorable Lines / Quotes From Films

''Preacher? Preacher? We all love you Preacher... I love you!... Thank you! Good-bye! '' Lets have yours...
16:32 Wed 03rd Jun 2015115 answers, last by gollob 14:11 Mon 08th Jun 2015
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jennyjoan

Acupuncture

Do you believe in it or not - just in from a session - it would be the second time but I dont feel any different. Just an opinion. thanks
18:05 Wed 03rd Jun 201514 answers, last by jennyjoan 18:36 Wed 03rd Jun 2015
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sunny-dave

There Was No Damage ...

http://tinyurl.com/pjtlq5y ... to the tank :)...
16:25 Wed 03rd Jun 201510 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:13 Wed 03rd Jun 2015
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wendilla

Spacestation Sightings This Evening

1st sighting 10. 13 pm for 5 mins. SSW departing E -2nd sighting. 11 49 pm for 6 mins. Wsw departing E...
20:55 Tue 02nd Jun 20153 answers, last by yogi-bear 21:03 Tue 02nd Jun 2015
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237SJ

Nostalgia

It seems to be very much in fashion at the moment. Why is that? Do you think it`s because the world is becoming such a horrible place and people like to hark back to the past because the past is safe?...
20:33 Tue 02nd Jun 201515 answers, last by anotheoldgit 12:56 Wed 03rd Jun 2015
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excelsior-1

Back To Square One :-(

the job i started six weeks ago (through agency) was thought to be going permanent after three months but i was informed this morning that the work load is rapidly decreasing very soon - and so i will...
16:10 Tue 02nd Jun 201537 answers, last by tamborine 20:40 Tue 02nd Jun 2015
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Referee-Observer

Future Of The Nhs Under The New Government

The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals for the National Health Service. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but theDermatologists advised...
19:51 Tue 02nd Jun 20157 answers, last by marval 22:33 Tue 02nd Jun 2015
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ck1

Favourite Word

I got asked by my daughter what my favourite word is, never really thought about it, I would guess haberdashery or polypropylene, do you have one?
10:54 Tue 02nd Jun 201533 answers, last by -Talbot- 20:06 Tue 02nd Jun 2015
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whiskeryron

Police Stuffed

There was a break-in at a police station in Birmingham during the early hours of this morning & the station toilets were completely smashed up & reduced to rubble. At the moment the police have...
18:56 Tue 02nd Jun 20154 answers, last by whiskeryron 19:07 Tue 02nd Jun 2015
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excelsior-1

R I P

charles kennedy...
17:31 Tue 02nd Jun 20154 answers, last by cupid04 18:03 Tue 02nd Jun 2015

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