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fredkins

Hey I Might Not Come On Here..........

Again this year so I will now wish you all (you Abers) a very merry Christmas and a happy new 2013.See you all In the new year.My love Fredkins. xxxxxxx
03:34 Sun 23rd Dec 20126 answers, last by tamborine 12:21 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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ronnietoon

Are Banks Open Tomorrow

as above
11:53 Sun 23rd Dec 20124 answers, last by ronnietoon 11:58 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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vodkancoke

Any Help Would Be Appreciated!

Hi everyone, This may be quite long-winded so I apologise in advance. My lovely wee Nonna broke her shoulder 3 weeks ago. She is 91 and the doc has put her on Tramedol and co-codomol as she is in a...
22:15 Thu 20th Dec 201237 answers, last by giveup 12:05 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

Just 2 sleeps to go now, hope you're all prepped and now able to relax and enjoy the festivities. xx
06:25 Sun 23rd Dec 2012106 answers, last by tamborine 11:13 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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fredkins

Hi There Everyone....

Are you all ready for Christmas.It Is nearly here.If I do not see you all again I wish you all a very merry Christmas and a very happy,healthy and prorperous new year (2013)
02:09 Sat 22nd Dec 201223 answers, last by fredkins 02:56 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
00:18 Sun 23rd Dec 20129 answers, last by mamyalynne 02:39 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Tonight's The Night! The evening of the Mad Over Fifties Christmas Ball has arrived! Time for all the Mad Over Fifties to put on their finest suits and poshest frocks and join the festivities here at...
21:13 Sat 22nd Dec 2012200 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:28 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Thanks For....

Thanks For The Peanuts ...................................................... A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend...
00:41 Sun 23rd Dec 20126 answers, last by askyourgran 22:27 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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marval

Beware The Groan

Benny Shapiro worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. He used to tell his friends that he was the curator, although his primary job was to keep the exhibits clean and polished. One day he happened...
23:30 Sat 22nd Dec 20128 answers, last by askyourgran 22:30 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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mugwump1

Olympians Will Take This In 4 Years?

film title. 4,2,3
22:01 Sat 22nd Dec 201211 answers, last by mugwump1 22:25 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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alison43331

Tablets

Hi I am considering treating myself to a Tablet, but I am overwhelmed with all the different options & offers on at the moment I would really appreciate some advice on which 1 to get Thanks...
16:52 Sat 22nd Dec 20126 answers, last by mikey4444 19:55 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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queenofmean

Ginger Cats

Ok this should go in Animals and Nature but since most people gather here I'll ask it here. I have noticed that with both my present and late ginger cats, they are obsessed with food, you open a can,...
21:24 Sat 22nd Dec 201229 answers, last by karenmac60 15:39 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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maggiebee

Thief

Just had a very upset friend on the phone. She's been to visit her late husband's grave and someone has stolen the wreath that she left there just a few days ago. Probably just a thoughtless act, but...
11:41 Sat 22nd Dec 201220 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:26 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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marval

Doesn't Know

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin...
10:37 Sat 22nd Dec 20129 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:50 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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mrs_overall

Suggest An Answerbank Panto

Mine would be Snow White and the Seven Crafts
16:51 Sat 22nd Dec 201250 answers, last by sibton 18:55 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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NoMercy

Famous People Who Sound Festive

I know we've done it before but it's always good fun... Noel Edmonds ......
16:28 Sat 22nd Dec 201253 answers, last by boxtops 21:32 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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marval

Ass (Rude)

A preacher wanted to earn money for the building expansion program of his church. He had heard there was big money in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter him in the races....
16:01 Sat 22nd Dec 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:14 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

Best Answers

has anybody noticed .. the 'mark as best answer' options are missing or is it somehow just on my gadget?...
15:07 Sat 22nd Dec 201224 answers, last by factor30 19:53 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Boozed...

Two blokes were walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping. One said, "I wonder how much drink it would take to get my wife to do it that way". So they made a bet of 10 quid on whose wife...
15:29 Sat 22nd Dec 20123 answers, last by marval 15:55 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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albaqwerty

I Blame Gness

it's all her fault I'm turning into a maimer. The poor checkout lass yesterday in the supermarket, stabbed her with one of my fingernails. The lass in the chemist this morning stapled her finger but...
15:24 Sat 22nd Dec 201217 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:09 Sat 22nd Dec 2012

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