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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20786462 This is not a new phenonemen! Floods have happened before! Its not even confined to Britain as its now a world wide problem. Predictions of once in a...
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magicmick
https://www.elion.ee/docs/joulukaart/eng/ Hope this works for you kids will love it...
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BlueToffee
....and anyone else already up at this ungodly hour, Persisting down here in Lincolnshire. Christmas hair do for Mrs BT today, then that's it.........finished. Up to daughter'S for the duration, she...
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Cruciformist
(careful how you say that!)..... The world was my oyster....
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Psybbo
Feeling distraught
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There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of two different sizes The one was so small It weighed nothing at all But the other had won several prizes...
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Teacher asks the class of seven year olds who can come up with a sentence with the word fascinate. A little girl says she went to the zoo and was fascinated by the animals. The teacher thanks her and...
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sherrardk
Quick - the last part is on BBC1 now, just in case you didn't know.
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excelsior-1
.... a christmas card that a relative had sent her ¤ ¤ ¤ i opened it to read the greeting, some rice dropped out ¤ ¤ ¤ i asked her from whom she had received it ¤ ¤ ¤ her response ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤...
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Louis and Joyce were making passionate love in Louis's mini van when suddenly Joyce, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!" Louis, not wanting to pass up this unique...
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Psybbo
But mrs_overall exposed me
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Chipchopper
Several weeks ago on a bright sunny autumnal day, a good friend of mine was showing me round his Japanese style garden, filled with clumps of bamboo plus many other exotic plants, graveled areas and...
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Iluvspikey
do beef dishes? It's only chicken, lamb or prawns by us - pork I can understand them not using, but why not beef?
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wendilla
6 49pm for 3 mins SW departing E Tomorrow sighting 4 23pm for 4 mins then again at 5 59 for 2 mins. No hope here it is raining ....
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Jemisa
Will you be looking in on Christmas day? Or will you be far too busy what with all the family taking up your time. I will probably be popping in being as Boxing day will be my family day. jem...
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queenofmean
...mum has asked me to write the Christmas Cards, I have got as far as opening the box and now just sitting staring at them....I don't know what one to give to whom, or what to write etc....HELP LOL...
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Jemisa
A very handsome man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as semi professional Ball Room Dancer. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off...
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DTCwordfan
A little late in posting to day a Christmas get-together intervening. For those of of you who may have missed the preceding one and wish to follow the thread, then start with yesterday.......
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andy-hughes
After decades of struggling and shouting at what ever sound source is offending me with the constant drip-drip-drip of 'Crhistmas' songs, I have finally reached a level of Zen-like calm. With much...
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anneasquith
a rough estimate, how much money will your household be spending on alcohol over the xmas/new year period ?

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