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Iluvspikey

I've Been Watching My Boxed Set Of Open All Hours

and now I ache from laughing - what show or who makes you laugh?
22:36 Tue 18th Dec 201226 answers, last by Dee Sa 08:32 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I Did Not Last Long As ......

.... a professional violinist . . . . but at least i have another string to my bow...
20:56 Tue 18th Dec 201230 answers, last by sibton 22:54 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I Enjoyed Packing Up Soft Fruits ....

... that really was a plum job
22:06 Tue 18th Dec 201224 answers, last by dsfwedfher 04:28 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I Had A Job ...

... designing ice cream desserts for top class restaurants . . . . i only worked on sundaes...
21:48 Tue 18th Dec 201228 answers, last by dsfwedfher 04:28 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Jemisa

For Grandparents Out There.

This is from my USA Emate. This is for all the grandfathers out there. Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads...
22:08 Sun 16th Dec 20124 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:46 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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Schlomo78

Funeral Arrangements Can't Be Found. Ideas?

Hi, I just thought I might ask if anyone knew, my Mum passed Sat and had always said she had her funeral dealt with but with cannot find any thing to do with it, does anyoneone have any idea how we...
01:30 Tue 18th Dec 201224 answers, last by Schlomo78 12:10 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Tilly2

Smoked Salmon

You might think I'm a bit daft asking this but you know when you buy a big pack of smoked salmon and you open it, you seem to have a whole piece of smoked salmon in the packet. How do you separate out...
20:50 Tue 18th Dec 201216 answers, last by EcclesCake 23:50 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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Psybbo

Firemen, 2 White Rabbits And An Exploding Oven?

Do tell, gness
19:06 Tue 18th Dec 201232 answers, last by sibton 22:14 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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DTCwordfan

Ab Carols - Day Three.

Two more AB carols for the run into Christmas - hope the "victims" here enjoy their reference - do not panic if you haven't been got yet, there are plenty of days to come. If you haven't seen them...
13:24 Tue 18th Dec 201217 answers, last by bookbinder 16:12 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Chipchopper

Diy

I was thinking of getting my girl friend some fishnet stockings for Christmas but when I saw the price, I thought maybe I'll get a felt tip pen and draw the lines myself
18:51 Tue 18th Dec 20123 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:06 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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maggiebee

Romance?

A couple was Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers. Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a window...
15:04 Tue 18th Dec 20127 answers, last by tonyav 18:54 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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AB Editor

The Cost Of Motoring

13:01 Tue 18th Dec 20128 answers, last by Maidup 15:11 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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mazie

Christmas Lunch / Dinner

What are you all having? Do you have starters and Pudding?
16:09 Tue 18th Dec 201274 answers, last by vodkancoke 00:35 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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mccfluff

What Do Fried Potatoes Mean To You???

as in, if i was to serve you a plate of fried potatoes what would you expect to see (having a small argument over what fried pots are)...
19:02 Sat 15th Dec 201272 answers, last by 237SJ 16:07 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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Dee Sa

Its Going To Be "one Of Those Days"

Just grabbed the cornflakes with berries packet by the wrong end and the pesky things have strewn themselves all over the kitchen & part of the hall Chief Stout asked what the commotion was so I told...
11:47 Mon 17th Dec 201274 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:23 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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sidkid

I Was

driving down the motorway with my new blonde girlfriend when she said "I think those lads in the car next to us are from Wales". "Why do you say that"?, I replied. "Well they've just written STIT RUOY...
15:24 Mon 17th Dec 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:21 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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Smowball

Your Favourite Only Fools And Horses Episode?

Bonne de Douche ! Mr Smow still goes into hysterics every time he sees the wine bar scene where Del falls flat on the floor through the bar. I love the one where they have the blow up dolls and they...
18:23 Fri 14th Dec 201259 answers, last by mccfluff 15:15 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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bluebird34

Follow Up Info

I dont know if anyone remembers the saga of my son who was offered a 15 hours a week 3 month job with tesco's and was desperate to take it but was having trouble with public transport. Well after...
15:07 Mon 17th Dec 20128 answers, last by owdhamer 07:20 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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TWR

Morning.

From a Damp / Wet / not so cold N.W.Lancashire.
11:27 Mon 17th Dec 201216 answers, last by TWR 16:10 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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DTCwordfan

Ab Carols - Day Two

Two more AB carols for you to be posted or pasted, however you see it. As said yesterday, just some silly seasonal fun for all, well most of you. If you missed Day 1, here's the link:...
13:32 Mon 17th Dec 201220 answers, last by Wiirone 02:17 Wed 19th Dec 2012

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