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yogi-bear

Merry Christmas To You All Xx

Hope all you lovely folk here on AB have a Wonderful Christmas and Best Wishes for a Happy and Brilliant New Year 2013 :0) xx...
10:42 Wed 12th Dec 201217 answers, last by sherrardk 21:31 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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furrypusscat

Christmas Greetings.

Hope this works. If it doesn't copy & paste into browser. http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=2007134554829&source=jl999...
09:40 Wed 12th Dec 201211 answers, last by furrypusscat 14:25 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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friedgreentomato

Happy Birthday Fluff

I hope today brings you everything you desire xxxxx
06:32 Wed 12th Dec 2012105 answers, last by ummmm 12:02 Thu 13th Dec 2012
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Mick-Talbot

On The Run / Useless Police

Anyone watching this?
22:42 Tue 11th Dec 201212 answers, last by TWR 13:08 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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EcclesCake

Fed Up....

I have an itch and it really needs scratching.....
22:35 Tue 11th Dec 201214 answers, last by EcclesCake 23:10 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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missprim

Sneaky Peek

Are you one of those people who take a sneaky peak at your presents or do you actually wait 'til Christmas Day? One of my neighbours brought over a tin of Quality Street, and not only have I opened...
22:21 Tue 11th Dec 201221 answers, last by Jemisa 00:48 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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Georgiesmum

Lovely Sunny Day Today.

Was everyone out and about enjoying the lovely sunshine today?It was a treat to be out in it.
21:22 Tue 11th Dec 201221 answers, last by boxtops 22:19 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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Cruciformist

My Boss Sacked Me From My Job As An Electrician.....

We got our wires crossed. It wasn't my volt.
20:03 Tue 11th Dec 201241 answers, last by owdhamer 20:51 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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wendilla

Spacestation Sightings For Evenings Over The Uk Start Again On Thursday. This Also Might Be Of Some Interest.

GEMINID METEOR SHOWER--THIS WEEK! The annual Geminid Meteor Shower is set to peak on Dec. 13 and 14, 2012. The display, which is caused by an unusual 'rock comet,' could produce more than 100 meteors...
19:06 Tue 11th Dec 20128 answers, last by pusskin 23:12 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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dickythecook

I Had A Job As A Proctologist

But they made start at the bottom, so I gave them the finger
19:01 Tue 11th Dec 201222 answers, last by seadogg 19:49 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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bookbinder

Giant 'crop Circles' In Snow.

Artist Simon Beck created these amazing patterns just by walking in the snow. I thought that some of you ABers might like to see his work....
17:07 Tue 11th Dec 201222 answers, last by tiggerblue10 19:33 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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Jemisa

How's It Done?

Its that time again & I want my Avatar fox cub to be more festive. I seem to remember from last year one could add a christmas hat but I can't remember how it was done. Anyone out there in AB land...
16:20 Tue 11th Dec 201219 answers, last by Jemisa 15:13 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Wisdom Teeth...

One day, a man walks into a dentists and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty pounds says the dentist. “That’s a ridiculous amount!”, the man says. “Isn’t there a...
13:11 Tue 11th Dec 20125 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:26 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

After The Human Cannonball Failure ...

... i had a trial period with the trapeze act but i could not get into the swing of it...
20:48 Mon 10th Dec 20127 answers, last by Cruciformist 22:15 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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dotty.

Ahem

Dennis Tanner has been to prison, how has he passed the CRB enhanced disclosure to get the lollipop man's job at Bessie street school?
20:33 Mon 10th Dec 201226 answers, last by netibiza 13:01 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I Was A Pretty Good Taxidermist

i really knew my stuff...
18:21 Mon 10th Dec 20129 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:34 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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marval

Court

A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I am possessed by an evil spirit.” After talking to the patient at some length, the psychiatrist said, “You do...
16:45 Mon 10th Dec 20127 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:24 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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chas2008

I Swear To God Im An Atheist...

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16:26 Mon 10th Dec 20123 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:34 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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wendilla

Here Is Another Get It? But You Must Do It In Your Head.

THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY. DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR. TRY IT. TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30. ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20... NOW ADD ANOTHER...
15:08 Mon 10th Dec 201240 answers, last by jno 20:33 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

My Job In The Shipyard Was All Too Brief

things did not go as weld as i expected...
14:14 Mon 10th Dec 201217 answers, last by bibblebub 16:24 Mon 10th Dec 2012

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