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Tragic News

One of my heroes, sir patrick moore obe. Died this afternoon, aged 89...

fredkins

Is This The Earliest Good Morning Thread Ever Or Not?.....

Well hello to all of you still up this morning.

bibblebub

ST: Benedict Cumberbatch action villain

Has he played a villain before? It might be a bit strange seeing him in such a role.

Jemisa

New from Dearborn, Michigan just in time for Christmas... The latest toy has hit the shops... A talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what the fvck it says, Because no one has the guts to pull the cord....

squarebear

Thanks Everyone!

A while ago, I posted that I had entered a competition to write a computer program that could create jokes and poems and asked if people could test it out for me:...

excelsior-1

I Played Trumpet In An Orchestra ...

... but i blew that job...

excelsior-1

Working In The Bakery .....

..... was a piece of cake

marval

Would You?

If you could afford this, would you drink it? http://news.sky.com/story/1022257/elephant-dung-used-to-make-black-ivory-coffee...

excelsior-1

As A Taxidermist ....

.... i really knew my stuff

excelsior-1

I Was Once Paid For Being ......

..... the subject of study in the sleep clinic. now that was my dream job....

excelsior-1

I Was Given The Boot .....

..... from the cobblers...

baza

I Was A

I was a drummer in a band, but they told me to beat it.

TobyLaRhone

It's that Little Johnny again

David Cameron was visiting a primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on...

flipnflap

Why The Aussie Djs Should Not Be Punished

The lynch mob are out to get the Aussie DJs who made the prank call to the London hospital where the Duchess was being looked after. There is no way they were responsible for the nurse killing...