Reporting back It was results day today. I have primary thrombocythaemia caused by a gene that seems to have gone bonkers! It seems it's on the first step of the leukaemia spectrum. Not cureable but...
While at a mates wedding I whispered to a bloke next to me...."Isn't the bride a right munter?" "Do you mind that's my daughter your talking about"...... "Ooops sorry...I...
... To all those of you who responded frequently to my fictional employment history over the last few days. They were all very good, and some were just pure genius. I have enjoyed reading them, and...
...for me. We were told we were to be delayed at Derby because of the floods so I went off in search of coffee and sandwiches. Just opened our sandwiches when the delayed train arrived on time. I wish...
Inspired by Eccles memories of food from child-hood. The guests would have to be partitioned off and the chefs would be tearing their hair out. If you didn't have to foot the bill, what would your...
Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a...