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droopydrawers

Gosh......

Does no one here eat out? Were retired and eat out a couple of lunchtimes each week. There are so many country pubs, Hotels and town cafe's willing to serve us old fogies a decent meal for a tenner...
17:34 Sat 01st Dec 201244 answers, last by DSJ 18:33 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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TheOtherHalf

programme Names

Bit of fun for a dreary day Name TV programmes with a christian name in the title 1. EMMA DALE just realised thats 2 actually (clever me) :>) 2. VERA...
12:11 Sat 01st Dec 201244 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 21:28 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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gina32

is it, or has it...

....been snowing today where you live?
16:00 Sat 01st Dec 201237 answers, last by Euphemia 22:31 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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marval

Solitary

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks...
16:37 Sat 01st Dec 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:42 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Tips for OAPs

Lovemaking Tips For OAPs ............................................. ............................................ 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer...
17:04 Sat 01st Dec 201212 answers, last by headwreck 23:54 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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naomi24

Please don't forget to feed the wild birds

A very frosty morning ... so just a thought. :o)
09:07 Fri 30th Nov 201226 answers, last by ladybirder 21:41 Sun 02nd Dec 2012
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Beechy101

Teblet

I'm looking to buy a tablet for my wife for Christmas but don't know which one. I don't want to spend more than £200 all together so was wondering which one might be best? So far the Kindle Fire...
14:52 Sat 01st Dec 20128 answers, last by bednobs 20:56 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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maggie01

My dog barks whenever I go upstairs.

My shih-tzu is 13yrs old and has a heart problem so is unable to go upstairs on her own. I always see if she needs the loo before I go upstairs especially in the mornings when I need to get dressed...
14:17 Sat 01st Dec 201213 answers, last by lankeela 11:34 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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Dee Sa

what happened ?

I have a pal that I e mail about 3 times a week and she replies, recently her computer gave up the ghost so she is now sharing her partners lap top. Yesterday on said laptop she recieved an e mail...
09:45 Sat 01st Dec 20123 answers, last by Dee Sa 08:22 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Queen of Jungle...

WHO tonight in your opinion will be voted Queen of the jungle? I would like Charlie Brooks to be Queen. jem...
13:34 Sat 01st Dec 201213 answers, last by Jemisa 13:48 Sun 02nd Dec 2012
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Jemisa

'Christmassy'

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy". The first man...
13:19 Sat 01st Dec 20127 answers, last by nungate 23:43 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I've just been fired ....

.... From my job as a human cannonball
20:15 Fri 30th Nov 201266 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:10 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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Ann

Celebrity eviction ......... now for the final.

I'm gutted as my huge favourite has gone tonight, boo hoo......... how can I survive without my daily fix of seeing that lovely body - anyone else agree ;)
02:14 Sat 01st Dec 201214 answers, last by tamborine 03:17 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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starone

Smart Ar*se Answers

SMART AR*SE ANSWER 5 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. "What are my...
01:21 Sat 01st Dec 20127 answers, last by Baldric 16:30 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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Jemisa

The Office Party...

John, woke up after the annual Christmas office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made...
01:46 Sat 01st Dec 201210 answers, last by Kelly545 09:25 Thu 13th Dec 2012
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starone

The Redneck

A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says, "Congratulations, your wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys." The Redneck says,...
00:40 Sat 01st Dec 20125 answers, last by tonyav 17:27 Sun 02nd Dec 2012
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slinky.kate

i have lost a lot of weight

actually almost 4 stone since xmas last year,and i feel great,it was pretty hard going but i have managed some how and i wasnt that great,if you are dieting what is your 'tip'to help others,this time...
13:59 Fri 30th Nov 201225 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:46 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

Please move on quickly, I promised a pal I would play this for her - sorry ♥♥♥
00:20 Sat 01st Dec 201239 answers, last by Sipowicz 05:01 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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mrsmaveric

has anyone said anything nice to you today??

or horrible??..or being rude to you??
22:13 Fri 30th Nov 201264 answers, last by Bluestone 11:27 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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marval

Test Your Mental Age

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person...
22:34 Fri 30th Nov 20127 answers, last by hvghhfyt 03:39 Sat 01st Dec 2012

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