There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one...
A spinster,the owner of two dogs,was demented with one kept climbing on the back of the other attempting coitus so she phoned her Vet.He told her to hang up and he would ring back.Somewhat puzzled she...
Longest Nerve In The Body Did you know that in the human body (and that includes your miserable specimen) there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? No? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve,...
don't come on this topic too often but boy it's a good way to let off steam! Son's ex father in law has just posted on F/B the most racist photo imaginable, son's ex wife has 'liked' it - I want to...
...I gutted the kitchen for her and when we went to see the lights being switched on and things she bought me some flashing ears and a wand
THANK YOU :) xx...
We are having a staff party at the start of December, my manager has asked me to help organise the dinner, choose a restaurant and organise the dates etc, all fine, and done. But... I want a game to...
On the radio on the way home tonight the presenter was saying he caught a bit of CIN that explained how Pudsey lost his eye; he then invited people to text in with their guesses before he would reveal...
I cannot get into my profile when i click on 'my profile' where it says welcome back dotty. I can get into the profile everyone else sees by clicking on garth, why can't i see my own lists etc ?