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zebo

Yet More From OH's Inbox

The difference between the sexes. This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they...

2sp_

Gggrrrrrr

Just had a bit of a run in with a nurse in our local A&E. Daughter #1 managed to tip her chair backwards and cracked her head on the radiator. Massive bump, thankfully didn't knock herself out and...

excelsior-1

I did not enjoy being an archaeologist

I just couldn't dig it

gness

Afternoon Owd

Any better today and how are the hiccups? We haven't done Molly Malone have we? Have you seen The Tart With The Cart? Cheery image for today. At 1am Gness remembers she hasn't put the bin out. She...

excelsior-1

I really thought i had got the job ....

.... as a morse code radio operator. but then my hopes were dashed....

flump1

So Very Sad

It has been reported that the nurse who answered the phone and was duped by the prank regarding Kate in hospital has been found dead. Such bloody sad news.

Psybbo

I used to be a draughtsman

But then I had to draw the line courtesy of excelsior-1...

Mojo-Jo-Jo

i don't mean sexually. what i mean is - what are your interests, what is your hobby, what makes you very happy, what do you enjoy ... doing? mine, for those of you who know me, is obvious. (forgive me...

desktop

i m back

i really dont know why i was taken off how is everyone

buckles

Father Christmas

My husband is appearing as Santa at our coffee morning. Following 'Ho, Ho, Ho' what sensiible questions can he ask 3 year olds ? !!

TobyLaRhone

A confession

An elderly French man went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from...

lardhelmet

Do you ever look at someone on the telly and, for no reason at all...

...you don't like them? If you could pick only one (and I mean a real person - not like the bloke off the gocompare ads) who would you pick? Here's mine: Thandie Newton...

wolf63

A good reason for flying to shetland

Found this on Facebook. I don't think that I will get that ferry....

Mick-Talbot

Answerbanker....the next chapter.

If you could have cameras following an answerbanker for a week (Peter Andre style) who would it be and any reasons why? AOG........... I would like to know if he is so paraniod in the real world....

joeluke

Proposition

"Hey, big boy" Dave's wife whispered hornily in his ear "I want you to take me somewhere you've never taken me before" Dave soon found out that 'to a WeightWatchers meeting' isn't...

sidkid

I called

the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure,...