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ummmm

Airport...

A bloke is driving through Dublin and can't quite find his way, so he pulls over to ask a paddy for directions "Alright mate, how do you get to the airport from here?" To which paddy replied "My...
13:23 Sat 22nd Dec 201210 answers, last by pjgriffo 14:44 Thu 27th Dec 2012
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mrs_overall

A Fairy Tale Of Answerbank (Apologies To The Pogues)

It was Christmas Eve folks, In the drunk tank. Sorry, that should have said And then the Mods sang a song In voices in poor nick We all plugged our ears And tried not to be sick. The AbEd has a gnome...
15:00 Sat 22nd Dec 201222 answers, last by craft1948 15:58 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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oldmisery

Really Rude

A woman goes to the Doctors and says"I'm getting too much discharge". Doctor says "Pop your knickers off and slip onto the bed". He puts on a pair of latex gloves and applies three fingers into her...
13:43 Sat 22nd Dec 20124 answers, last by marval 15:56 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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mrs_overall

My Annual Plea To You All

it is that time of year again when I urge anyone who is not an organ donor to sign up. It takes 2 minutes online. Thank you....
12:13 Sat 22nd Dec 201222 answers, last by headwreck 02:07 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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scraggy55

A Warning For On Line Shoppers

Ordered a Laptop as a Christmas gift. It was ordered at Asda Direct. Paid for Next Day Delivery - surprise, surprise, it did not arrive the next day. Left if a couple of days to give them the benefit...
12:25 Sat 22nd Dec 201219 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 16:18 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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DTCwordfan

Ab Carols - Day 7

I am putting this out early as I am sporting a nice Xmas cold and the idea of tackling the DT Giant GK is not appealing, anyway, there a re a few days for that. Usual format - just silly seasonal...
10:41 Sat 22nd Dec 201214 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:19 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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stewey

Age Test

Alright, how many of you remember, as a child, writing a note to Santa Claus using pencil and paper, and then, whilst the fire was merrily burning, sending it up the chimney? We just knew that if the...
04:55 Sat 22nd Dec 201224 answers, last by Dee Sa 23:21 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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fredkins

Hey Come On...

Tis the season of goodwill are we not going to wish each other a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
03:19 Sat 22nd Dec 201210 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 16:58 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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parkie

St Stephen's Day

Good King Wensleslav phoned his local pizza parlour for a pizza delivery. "Certainly, your majesty," said the proprietor, "and do you want it the same as usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"...
22:22 Fri 21st Dec 20125 answers, last by albaqwerty 23:25 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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rockyracoon

Any Secondary Avhool Teachers Out There?

My daughter who just started year 7 has always done well at school, she seems to be doing very well in her subjects but has a little critic in her head telling her it's not good enough when she...
22:02 Fri 21st Dec 201228 answers, last by rockyracoon 22:48 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I Did Not Last Long As A Midwife

i just couldn't deliver
21:09 Fri 21st Dec 20126 answers, last by boxtops 21:29 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I Ran A Teach Yourself Origami Business

but the company folded
21:13 Fri 21st Dec 201212 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:29 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

After Working For The Ramblers Club ...

... they told me to take a hike
20:49 Fri 21st Dec 20128 answers, last by boxtops 21:24 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

My Job At The Concrete Plant ....

.... got harder and harder
20:45 Fri 21st Dec 20128 answers, last by shoota 20:57 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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albaqwerty

Peace And Quiet Here

the young albas are staying out tonight, Mr alba is at his dad's/ so it's just you lot and me. Can we play twister? (never played it before!)...
20:43 Fri 21st Dec 201214 answers, last by owdhamer 22:57 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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evedawn

Anyone Else Not On Facebook?

I think I am one of a dwindling minority? Not on FB and don't ever want to be!
19:45 Fri 21st Dec 201270 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 23:58 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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joko

End Of The World Preppers ... What Now?

Do you feel sorry for them for being so blind and gullible? Or do you just think theyre idiots that should have known better and deserve all the heartache they get? i heard stories during the harold...
19:29 Fri 21st Dec 201235 answers, last by vivandorron 18:36 Fri 28th Dec 2012
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Cruciformist

I Was Useless As A Bricklayer.....

...so I threw in the trowel.
19:04 Fri 21st Dec 201232 answers, last by sibton 19:44 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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marval

Zoo Christmas

The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the gnu. If the gnu's ears were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was...
17:30 Fri 21st Dec 20128 answers, last by Brinjal 19:08 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Smowball

Ab Christmas Party.....

So, are we having one or not guys?? Won't take a minute to rustle up some sausage rolls : )
17:29 Fri 21st Dec 201262 answers, last by Maidup 18:45 Fri 21st Dec 2012

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