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Doctors.

Doctors was funny today,Barbie broadcast to the whole surgery [due to faulty intercom system] the reason for her departure. Then there was this poor bloke with an itchy knob after his wife giving him...

wardlaw

FAO experienced ABers

I see a lot of links posted. I don't know how to do that and I would be very grateful if someone would teach me.

Caribeing

Scarface

Scarface on ITV tonight, it is quite gruesome from what I remember watching it years ago. I love Al Pacino, is it the most horrific gangster movie of all time how does it rate with Goodfellas and...

cupid04

What

does a dongle do?

Purple_Popple

Wont be bothering with dinner tonight

Just saw a cat get knocked down on a busy main road, then someone's dog slipped its lead and ran out after the injured cat ! Owner pulled dog off cat, I pulled over further down the road, as no one...

excelsior-1

my late father ...

... would have been 80 years old today. happy birthday pops - wherever you are. mother and I will drink a toast to you at lunch. i miss you....

Ann

Help please sqad - re: knee problem

Hi Sqad or anyone! OH has just walked out to car and his knee has just gone "twang" at the back and it is so painful he can't bear his weight on it, my neighbour and I have had such a...

Ann

Craft - hope you are feeling better today?

Hope you got in touch with the doctor today and got your medication sorted. We all send you our best wishes x

lozzer50

hi ho hi ho

its off to work i go :( still at least its friday :0)

Smowball

LOL, stupid cat!

Son has opened the rabbit hutch door to let the rabbit out, and out leapt the cat with her - miaowing like mad! The silly cat must have sneaked into the hutch in the evening and gone to sleep, and...

McMouse

No greater love

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and...

craft1948

I think I'm dying....................

..

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Friday! Yesterday turned out well. Sunshine until mid afternoon then an odd shower or two. It'a supposed to be good for a while now. So have a happy day everyone.

Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

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queenofmean

Someone pass me the...

...strongest beveridge you have please Thank You QoM...

fruitsalad

Tens machine

The physio used one of these on my lower back today and its done wonders for me can any one recommend one from a high street store tia

andy-hughes

So ...

I have opined previously on this subject - but feel the need to do so again - The hallmark of anyone who is about to construct a post that at least partially, if not completely ignores or...

Jemisa

A Job at Tesco!

A manager at Tescohad the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of CVs he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask...

marval

Has this happened to you?

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both...

Hopkirk

Today's Answerbank logo

Can anyone explain it please? Is it National Egg Day?...

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