Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs he had onto the Antiques Roadshow. "Ooh", said the presenter, "This is a very rare breed. Do you have any idea what they'd fetch if they were in good...
During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT by my bank, they found that I was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDub lin When they asked me why I had such a long password I...
This morning I got up to find a £5 note missing from my table in my lounge. My husband and daughter were with me, and I asked them, and neither of them had taken it. My husband went bed last...
...just watched the original episode...still very funny but OMG... 37 years ago..1975...I was 26 way back then, a mere sprog with a whole life ahead...talk about tempus fugit...groan..:-(
It's been a bad few weeks, but hopefully, tomorrow all will be resolved. OH admitted to hospital two weeks ago with chest pains, turned out he needed stents fitted, that was done on Friday. Court...
Does anyone know if Robert Ludlum's book ''The Matarese Circle '' has been made into a movie yet ? I did read it was being done sometime in 2012.
WR....
The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a cockerel. He kept them in a hen house behind the parish church, but one Saturday night, the cockerel was missing. The priest,...
He: Can I buy you a drink? She: Actually, i'd rather have the money He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like...
A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to Perform sexually. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to...
Sunday. Not a cloud in the sky this morning. I hope it stays that way. I'm off to the Wonky Donkey for lunch with friends today. If it's sunny the donkeys will be out. If it's wet, being sensible,...
A warm welcome to all who dare enter Nungate Towers this evening, we plan an evening full of delight and deliciousness for all. Tonight's tailcock will be the "Aurora Borealis" in honour of...
