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Drifting mmmm!

As I'm sitting here I've just noticed the smell of my stew drifting in from the kitchen mmmm! It does smell good. A beef stew slowly simmering on the hob.With a beef stew I always sling in a tin of...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Thursday and it's cloudy, but dry. We are told it's going to be better for a while now. I hope so! Have a happy day everyone....

Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

For 'S' ♥♥♥

Psybbo

Friends of Sir.Alec

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flipnflap

Justin Lee Collins

at present it's hard to know which of them is the victim in this case. If it's JLC, I feel very sorry for him as his life and career will probably never be the same again. He looks truly mortified in...

muckle-41

anagram

can anyone tell me an anagram of GOODDANCE?

excelsior-1

good afternoon .....

....from a wet cambridgeshire. i'm lucky, it is merely raining here (albeit constant and heavy)- i just want to extend my sympathies to any of you who are very severely affected and/or experiencing...

Bazile

Just Checking

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went...

Bazile

Here I am Maam

A lady was tired of living alone , so she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who - 1. Would treat her nicely 2. Wouldn't run away from her . 3.Would be good in...

Jemisa

The Quickie...

Quickie John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their six-year-old son in the flat was to send him out on the balcony and get him to report on all the...

emmie

Andy Williams

has just passed away. We always watched his shows which were very family orientated. i always loved his voice, so it's very sad to hear this.

NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

HHave a smashing day, and I hope you don't all get washed out by the rain. xx

poosils

Angry wife

A man is sat quietly reading the newspaper when his wife enters the room and begins to hit him with a rolling pin. 'What the hell is that for?' he yells. His darling wife replies that she was about to...

poosils

Haircut

A Guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks: "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says: "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days...

poosils

Learn Korean in 5 Minutes

Learn Korean in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud) 1) That's not right.......................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive......Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP.........................Kum...

joggerjayne

I Have Never Eaten ...

a bloater

marval

I Was Waiting.

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can`t make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one...

CailinDeas

When I'm broke, I'm broke

** * A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day; to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple...