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Jesus is Watching You!

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching...

poosils

Another Parrot One....

Mrs. Broomfield's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll...

quizzywig

Dr Who

Very good storyline. (Can't decide which are the scariest - the weeping angels or cybermen - also can't believe I've been watching this series since I was 10!) I shall miss Amy and the cute Rory...

in a mo

Making Lists of TV programes in alphabetical order

I download sets of TV series the list of programs I have downloaded are there on the computer ,I would like to be able to drag and drop the titles onto a running list in alphabetical order,so at a...

wolf63

An Irish joke

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999. Irish woman: ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed...

dennisb66

Re my earlier Prostate thread. Had my Cystoscopy and TURP operation on Wednesday 12th,all went well and discharged after 2 days ie.Friday afternoon. At 3.30am next morning woke up in extreme pain and...

rockyracoon

Ladies, advice quick

Off to a wedding today, have a choice of two outfits, have a look and see which one you think, I'm torn between them both. The patterned one is far more pink than the pic shows and I'll wear it with...

poosils

Cows.............

3 Scottish cows are standing in a field munching grass. Which one of them is about to go on holiday? The one with the wee calf....

grahamr888

Daily Record - Thank you in advance

47a) Code name for D-Day (8) O??R??RD

kermitthefrog

You crossword.

23A Explanation? I have e???s? Thanks in advance.

Steve.5

It nearly happened

Forfar scored 4 but East Fife scored 6

alan1956red

sun exp gk

sorry last one 13 ac in classical greese the lair of the hydra

alan1956red

cheese

hi gang can anyone help please its 10 ac cheese with an aniseed flavour.

NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

Hope you have a peaceful and relaxing Sunday. :-)...

fredkins

Hi, I'm not ......

Normally up at this hour,but looking at previous threads you ABers are on here at this time,just had a bad time tonight and thought I could have a little chat.

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Welcome one and all to Nungate Towers This evening's entertainments feature, sack races in the Great Hall and Formation Drowning by the Azebaijani Aquatic Display Team in the West Tower Bathroom. The...

wendilla

I can see a big one.

http://i50.tinypic.com/qxqer4.jpg...

SharonMoore7

NEW QUIZ AVAILABLE - Cystic Fibrosis Trust - Who am I? picture quiz

This quiz is a picture quiz with 90 famous faces, all you have to do is name them!. This quiz is printed in colour. If you would like to receive a copy of this quiz please send £1 (either cash...

excelsior-1

E L O

good afternoon folks. were any of you interested in the electric light orchestra? my tastes have always been easy listening and motion picture soundtracks however, there was something about ELO that i...

anotheoldgit

Is he 100% to blame?

http://www.dailymail....esotted-pupil-14.html After viewing these photographs, can anyone, apart from myself show just a little sympathy towards this young man, who has been called a pervert, child...

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