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Tilly2

See how far this goes.............

Can we maintain a thread which has responses from well known song lyrics? I'll start us off. I once had a girl or should I say she once had me. (The Beatles.) Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl....
20:49 Fri 05th Oct 201212903 answers, last by spathiphyllum 12:39 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥♥♥
23:36 Thu 04th Oct 201218 answers, last by humbersloop 01:05 Fri 05th Oct 2012
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wonderwall23

whats your poison? :-)

what is your drink of choice?
19:24 Sat 29th Sep 201244 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:58 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥♥♥
23:23 Wed 03rd Oct 201216 answers, last by mamyalynne 01:34 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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McMouse

anyone fancy a

quickie?
00:20 Thu 04th Oct 201221 answers, last by ttfn 00:51 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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tinkerbell23

A quick hello to all

Been nighshift! Popped in on a shift then it went busy! Done two nigjts in a row, tonight should be the 3rd but its cancelled!! I sleep ok between shifts thankfully- not as long as id like but its...
00:30 Thu 04th Oct 201219 answers, last by mamyalynne 01:05 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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queenofmean

Evening All

How are we all this evening?
21:51 Wed 03rd Oct 201215 answers, last by queenofmean 23:01 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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thenry

Try not to focus on your screen !

And give the name of another ABer !
22:39 Wed 03rd Oct 201233 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 12:18 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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-mermaid-

Getting toenail removed tomorrow morning... eek!

I'm dreading it, as the doctor said that the local anaesthetic injections are quite painful. Obviously I know won't feel anything after that but I'm less concerned with the pain and more the fact that...
00:51 Wed 03rd Oct 201215 answers, last by desktop 14:56 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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excelsior-1

can anybody tell me please ..........

........... what is the duration of a flight from gatwick to zakynthos? thank you....
01:13 Wed 03rd Oct 20124 answers, last by excelsior-1 01:23 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥♥♥
23:22 Tue 02nd Oct 201211 answers, last by MarkRae 01:23 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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joeluke

Reversing

I've got one of those things that means I know exactly how far I am from the car behind me when I'm reversing so I do not crash into it. A penis....
15:44 Tue 02nd Oct 201227 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:14 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Aytee

Pill

Maggie O' Reilly goes to the doctors and she said "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictive pill" He said "You're ignorant" She said "Yes three months"...
23:53 Tue 02nd Oct 20124 answers, last by Aytee 06:33 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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excelsior-1

only five smegging days to go.....

.... until you-know-what. i'll be at work on the late shift - so i'll have to record it. (cannot wait)...
12:53 Sat 29th Sep 201242 answers, last by B00 10:58 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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Jemisa

Pass it on...

A young lad walks into a *** house with a £50 note and a dead frog. He saw a pimp and asks for the *** with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ***. After the...
10:52 Tue 02nd Oct 20123 answers, last by Prudie 11:01 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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bazwillrun

At last...

a decent James Bond theme that seems to captures some of the feel of 007 thats been lost in the past few films All they need to do now is find a decent JB that looks the part...
10:08 Tue 02nd Oct 201213 answers, last by factor30 07:56 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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divegirl

Missing little girl in Wales.

http://www.dailymail....ike-outside-home.html Sorry but I have to say it.... Out after dark at 5 years old! Lisa x...
09:09 Tue 02nd Oct 201285 answers, last by desktop 18:58 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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Jemisa

Revenge...

A woman came home from work just in time to find her husband in bed with nother woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis...
00:23 Tue 02nd Oct 201210 answers, last by marval 21:07 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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tinkerbell23

Keep me company

On break on nightshift! First of 3......first always the worst! GOD im tired though!! Hows you? Xx...
03:20 Tue 02nd Oct 201211 answers, last by Mammar 04:18 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥♥♥
23:23 Mon 01st Oct 201217 answers, last by MarkRae 03:27 Tue 02nd Oct 2012

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