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What are you all doing today?

I am leaving shortly to go to the Moray Firth to swim with the bottlenose dolphins. Hope they will some quite close to me and the wife.

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Saturday. It's still dark, but the sky is clear and the moon is full. There is no wind, so it's going to be a warm, sunny day here in Gloucestershire. Have a happy day everyone. :o}...

joggerjayne

Puppy Love

I got the girlfriend a pug dog for her birthday. Despite the big bulging eyes, fat face, wrinkles and flat nose; the dog still likes her....

Arti

Can anyone remember the name of of a series that involved a bedridden (I think) girl who sketched things which subsequently became real. I seem to remember that she sketched her own house, depicting...

lcg

i have just started.....

knitting again after a gap of about 15 years. i am making two very sweet baby jumpers for two of my colleagues at work who are expecting. i had forgotten how nice it was and just sitting there...

jd_1984

2012.........

http://www.december21...om/believers_list.htm So what are these folks going to say on the 1st Jan 2013???...

Bazile

Snail

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman -...

moonraker558

Two old ladies.

Two old ladies, one somewhat hard of hearing, decided to have their portraits taken. The photographer welcomed them to his studio and said, "Please take a seat, ladies." The deaf lady asked...

dickythecook

Good Morning all

Well that is all the bills paid. Back off to bed now to sleep the sleep of the righteous (and skint) Have a good day each and all...

robert551069

Electric car speed record

Could you please tell me if the speed record was broken by an electric car yesterday? Thank you....

moonraker558

Oops.

An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both,...

Ann

Very painful lower back

Lifting a seat in the garden yesterday, my back "went", and its very painful, spasms in my lower middle back, which I have had in the past, so I know I have to keep moving or it completely...

mallyh

a farmer

a farmer found all his cows frozen solid im ruined he cried when a woman came along and touched his cows and they all came back to life .He told his friend about it, oh that would have been thora...

marval

Toothache

At ten o'clock in the morning, the phone rings in the office of Doctor Floss, the dentist. "Hello!" says Doctor Floss. "Hello!" says Wu, the Chinaman. '"What time you fixee...

TWR

Are you?

Good looking? how do you know? who told you so? Do you belive them? both sexes.

bobbygill

Cereals and Snacks

1.Cereal with chocolate bars 2. Rural depot 3. Staplee food, pastry dishes after rearrnaged chance 4. Brittle with a letter 5. Aeroplane snack...

Smowball

5 things in your fridge.

Name 5 things that you always, or nearly always have in your fridge. (Not including milk or butter!) Mine are: 1.Packets of gnocchi 2.Chorizo 3.Pancetta 4.Parmesan 5.Fresh ham...

anotheoldgit

Herbert Lom Dies aged 95 RIP

http://www.dailymail....es-sleep-aged-95.html Another great actor dies, and yet there are many including myself who thought he must have died years ago. Here was an actor who didn't actually become a...

janzman

off to scarborough..back on monday..can anyone

..recommend a good place in Scarborough for traditional Sunday Lunch, pub,hotel or restaurant.Thanks

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