When Mr and Mrs Girl produced a daughter, they consulted a book of old Celtic names and eventually decided to call her Dive. She suffered years of torment at school as the correct pronunciation of her...
Afternoon, We have a new Newsletter going out this afternoon. It is, hopefully, more attractive than previous editions. As always I will be posting a link for those who do not subscribe (once it's...
Its 04:10... Im up at 06:00- start at 07:00 and working till 20:00 :0( I feel like iv been run over by a bus! Barley slept at all! Cant stop sneezing and my throat is on fire & seriously itchy!!...
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact,...
Ok, so the other day I replaced a pane of glass for an elderly lady (single pane of glass in a wooden framed window). I went back later that evening to be paid and knocked on the door. When she came...
THIS OUGHT TO MAKE ALL GRANDPAS FEEL WARM & FUZZY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A six year old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandad. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her...
good afternoon. just in from work and i was wondering how you are feeling this afternoon. you were in considerable pain this morning on the 'good morning' thread, and i went to work hoping that you...
During a checkup, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level. He described a typical day this way. "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty...
When Miss Buck and Mr One met, they were both itinerant costa-mongers who travelled the length and breadth of the country selling coffee. After a brief courtship they married, and nine months later...
Afternoon folks x In view of the weather, we have some warm nibbles: sausage rolls, pigs in blankets, mincemeat pies and chippolatas. There is the usual array of sandwiches, egg mayo, tuna and tomato...
well, still dark outside - autumn is certainly upon us. i missed today's weather forecast - but i'm sure it will be wet. i note that sqad and NoMercy are about .. good morning to you both. and a very...
An ABer has been suspended today and all the while I appreciate that we should not discuss the reasons why etc I'm baffled by this one. The contributor clearly has special needs and as time has gone...
1. Alcohol is not the answer - it just makes you forget the question. 2. I tried cooking supper with wine - it didn't go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen. 3. Don't...