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Bobbisox

come on then...who am I?

starters..I am a fictional character
21:27 Wed 08th Dec 2010190 answers, last by Bobbisox 23:08 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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Bobbisox

I wonder if they had an ID parade for the stolen snowman?

????
14:54 Tue 07th Dec 201020 answers, last by Bobbisox 15:15 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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Megyog

How old do you have to be to smoke?

I know you have to be 18 years old to buy tobbaco or ciggis but how old do you acctually have to be to smoke? might be a stupid question but i smoke and i am 16, but have never been told by the police...
14:52 Tue 07th Dec 201022 answers, last by askyourgran 21:38 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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bella46

I,m Excited

OH will be home from Afghanistan on the 17th December for 4 weeks leave, after 7 months away, i,m so excited I could P-- myself. Best wishes to all AB,s that I have not spoken to in the past
21:19 Mon 06th Dec 201016 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:36 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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Innovation

The Bogeyman!

Quiet on here tonight. Is everyone hiding under the bed after yesterday? Seriously, do you think some members have left because of it?...
21:13 Mon 06th Dec 201024 answers, last by Jemisa 22:40 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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Steve.5

The CB 12 Days of Christmas.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my CB brought to me. 12 Doc`s a Leaping (after numerous tots of rum lol) 11 .............
13:53 Mon 06th Dec 201014 answers, last by pixi- 15:24 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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cojones

Talking about confessions........

A young man goes to Confession and the Father says "What are your sins my son?" And the youth answers "well, I think I'm gay." And the priest asks "What makes you think you're...
00:22 Sat 04th Dec 20105 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:05 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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flump1

In a Pickle

Hi all, I have not been on for a while and I wondered where and how the lovely man IAP was. Does anybody have any news on him ?
17:55 Wed 01st Dec 201030 answers, last by yogi-bear 18:23 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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dotty.

Sod it

I'm having a drink
18:12 Wed 01st Dec 201020 answers, last by stewey 18:37 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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dotty.

Come on, help me choose

I'm going to focus on getting a cat straight away, I work in St Annes now and guess what! They have a cat rescue centre there! Help me choose! http://www.catrescuef...waiting-adoption.html...
21:17 Thu 25th Nov 201067 answers, last by pastafreak 09:59 Sat 27th Nov 2010
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alavahalf

Face lift .. !

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent £5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she...
18:42 Mon 22nd Nov 20106 answers, last by flump1 22:57 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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madmondeo

Time for a new vacuum

We are in need of a new vacuum cleaner. Must be of a good quality, plenty of suction, and bagged! I have had a miele pet & dog before and was very impressed. what would u recommend? .........or...
15:39 Sun 21st Nov 201018 answers, last by naomi24 09:51 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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milly143

Nicknames

Another post on here reminded me of a nickname I used to have. My Grandad used to call me Fanny Adams until 2 male cousins found out and on hearing the word Fanny, almost wet themselves with...
13:42 Mon 22nd Nov 201036 answers, last by boxtops 18:12 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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jacksprat16

x factor

WAGNER rules ok yeh!!!!
20:41 Sun 21st Nov 20103 answers, last by flump1 20:49 Sun 21st Nov 2010
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petal54

children in need

how many of you good folk are watchinh children in need?like what i'm not
19:17 Fri 19th Nov 201014 answers, last by masonma71 00:15 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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horseshoes

Meatloaf

I saw a Meatloaf link in the Food section a few minutes ago, so I thought I'd come here and share a link with you. One of the BEST live acts I've EVER seen....
13:36 Tue 16th Nov 201013 answers, last by flump1 22:51 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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B00

People never fail to disgust me.

Yesterday afternoon, my eldest daughter came to visit me. She was only here an hour when he phone rang. It was her neighbour who'd seen a lad throw something over her (6 foot) backyard gate and leg...
21:44 Wed 17th Nov 201024 answers, last by flump1 21:23 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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marval

Cheap

After being married 25 years, a man looked at his wife one day and said, "You know, 25 years ago we lived in a cheap apartment, drove a cheap car, had only a sofa bed and watched a 14" black...
15:19 Thu 18th Nov 20101 answer, last by flump1 17:59 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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zzxxee

step daughter has pissed me off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need cheering up jokes anything of a smile on my face nature welcome x
21:12 Tue 16th Nov 201024 answers, last by zzxxee 22:33 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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McMouse

Do you want to be a Starship Trooper?

I am the Recruiting Officer for The Space Corps and I am looking for candidates for our rigorous training programme. The ideal person will be young and have previous experience of marching and weapons...
14:13 Tue 16th Nov 201016 answers, last by flump1 18:02 Tue 16th Nov 2010

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