Following on from Bob's thread, do you manage to eat your 5 a day??? I try to, like tonight I am having spag bol, I grate a carrot into the mince, to bump up the 5 a day!!!!
And I am truly disgusted with Paul Burrell and his allegations of sleeping with Diana. He has plunged to new depths of depravity!! The man must be sick in the head. Does any one believe him??? I...
Managed to get my thread banned yesterday!!!! I just want to point out that I was not being racist in any way what so ever and the youtube clips were posted for a laugh and not for anybody to be...
And I have got a wireless router, which is a Sky Sagem box. My question is, I have been told not to leave the router on for too long if it is not being used, so I can just turn of the router part of...
And heavy flooding. I feel really sorry for those affected by the floods! Is it raining heavy where you are?? It was raining heavy this morning and seems to have dried up. Here we are in June and not...
I am in the middle of changing my ISP to Sky and boy are they incompetent. I really hope I don't live to regret this move. All was going well, I received an activation date, my old ISP bowed out and...
two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. after a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. the madam takes one look at the two old geezers...
An Irishman took his sandwich into the police station and asked them to take a look cos there was a piece of wire hanging out of it and he thought it might be a bomb. "Is it ticking?" asked the...
4 friends who hadn't seen each other in thirty years are reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The1st guy...
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He called into the cave and...
Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally, through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain."...
I just cannot place him, but who is the guy in this ad?? The paparazzi are snapping at him and he takes off his jacket and shirt on reaching his hotel room.
I have been on many forums over the years before joining Answerbank and I must say Answerbank has got the layout to a T. I like being able to see everyone's answer. Also the topics are nicely...
Is everyone busy or not?? I have just had my daily salad and my nose is twitching. It is still lovely weather here in London, the sun is shining fiercely and I am stuck in here!!!
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate,...