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I understand about the pre pay bit. It costs around ?102 for a year and you get a certificate for your prescriptions. What I don't understand is, once you've got this certificate are the prescriptions...
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Are people taking this fantast site a tad too seriously, after a virtual couple are to divorce??? second life
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Would you eat that oddly shaped carrot? or that bent cucumber?? Apparently there are many rules and regulations about oddly shaped fruit and veg!!! wonky fruit
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Lovely or vile???? For me it is the most digusting stuff on earth!!!!
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At this historic moment in time, I feel compelled to put down in writing and share my thoughts with you. Over the past week or so, I / or we have witnessed several ground breaking and historic events,...
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I have got some lovely salmon steaks!!!!
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When I have been on the train up and down the country, looking out the windows, you always see a lonely house stuck in the middle of a field in the back of nowhere. No shops around, the nearest town...
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Whilst I was in Jamaica, I was please to see the different array of vodkas by Smirnoff. In a golden colour bottle is the vanilla flavour In a green bottle is Apple and my fave was the citrus vodka in...
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I am so jetlagged, struggled into work this morning after oversleeping, only to discover that that I needn't have come in as I had today booked off as well!! Oh well, I am here now. Have a good day...
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Wow, a lot has happened the month I've been away!!! And I am only up to the first break!!!! Liam Dead!! Tina working in the cabin!!! How did that happen?? Rosie kidnapped by John!!! Why??? Fizz back...
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Did anyone miss me?? Nope, I thought not!! Anyway I had a lovely time, it was so hot I just couldn't sleep at night. The beaches were deserted, so I had the sea to myself. Right now I am trying to get...
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I am off on my holidays tomorrow morning, early!! I am off to sunny Jamaica!! Now be good boys and girls until I get back!!! Funny XXXXX P.S. My eyes are still red from conjunctivitis, can I get...
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I have got a bad dose of conjunctivitis! It started on Saturday and my eyes are red raw and sore. After visiting the doctor, he only recommended Optrex for infected eyes. What I want to know, if...
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In the run up to my holiday. It is the thought of getting on the plane and yet once I am on the plane I am ok. Weird or what, even right now my stomach is churning and I cannot bring myself to eat. Do...
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues...
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Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been...
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Dear Ex-Wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch...
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Two tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch, They stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please...
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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"? "I'm out of gas!". The man said. The bee told the man...
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I was shocked to read in the Mirror this morning, that Liam is gonna be murdered by Carla's boyfriend, Tony Gordon. I'd much rather Tony left than Liam. So Tony has currently got the role of the...

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