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A Guy Walks Into A Bank And Says, "i Want To Open A F***ing Bank Account" ....

.... to which the teller replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up, damn it! I said I want to open a f***ing bank account, right now!" "Sir, I'm sorry, but we don't tolerate that kind...
16:24 Fri 26th Apr 20136 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:21 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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Dogs With Few Teeth - How Do They Cope ????

I got my 2 Yorkies back from the vets earlier today - Dillon has had 25 teeth removed and Maisie has had 18 ...... how do dogs generally cope when they've had a lot of teeth removed - I don't fancy...
19:21 Mon 22nd Apr 20139 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 21:10 Mon 22nd Apr 2013
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How Many Rhyming Words Can You Make - Try And Beat My Attempt ... :)

Ok - here's the rules ...... easy enough - how many 4 letter words can you make that all rhyme ?? My words: book buck cook duck f*** hook look luck muck nook puck rook ruck suck took tuck wook yuck (I...
16:38 Thu 18th Apr 201324 answers, last by Gizmonster 20:28 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Are My Testicles Black ????

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the...
13:50 Sat 13th Apr 20132 answers, last by marval 18:19 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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A Girl Has A Baby And The Midwife Says, "he's Black" ..........

.............................. The girl says, "I needed money, so I did a porn film and the guy was black". The midwife says, "he's also got blonde hair". "Well, the other man in the film was blonde",...
19:27 Thu 11th Apr 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 19:34 Thu 11th Apr 2013
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Question About My Baby Tag ........

I went to my mum's earler today and she's just given me my baby tag. I've managed to decipher what everything means on it, apart from: B.P. 3 1/2". I know it's not blood pressure, so what could B.P....
16:33 Sun 07th Apr 20135 answers, last by Gizmonster 22:47 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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I Phoned My Wife Earlier And Told Her To Pack A Bag Immediately ..........

.................... as I'd booked us into a hotel for a few nights. "Oooh", she said, "Why's that?". I said, "Well darling, you know that I've been playing poker all day?" "Yes", she said really...
16:28 Mon 01st Apr 20137 answers, last by Gizmonster 17:38 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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Why Do Double Glazed Units Fail ??????

As a window cleaner, I regularly see failed units and was wondering how and why they fail. I know about the misting up of the unit inside and the seal failing, etc ... but does anyone know why they...
20:05 Tue 19th Mar 20136 answers, last by johnk 12:13 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Bedroom Tax - Is This Fair ?????

I'm not on about the bedroom tax per se, I'm on about a part of it that I've only just found out about: "The changes will only affect council tenants and housing association tenants. If you rent a...
22:03 Thu 14th Mar 201323 answers, last by SimonZero 11:20 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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Benidorm On Itv2 At The Mo ...........

I remember this episode, if you haven't seen it before - tune in now....
21:24 Wed 13th Mar 20131 answer, last by Gizmonster 21:27 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Riddle Me This .......................

If and when you get the answer - simply post the answer, don't put an explanation on yet - let's tease people for a while hehe :) Let's see who gets this first. The riddle: Enough -----> Enough, women...
14:13 Sat 09th Mar 201320 answers, last by FoxLee2 10:58 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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Is It Possible To Download A Video From Youtube To My Pc ????

Basically, I want to download a video from youtube to my PC, so I can play it back at my leisure. I thought this was possible (or maybe I dreamt it ??), but I've been messing around on youtube and I...
13:32 Fri 01st Mar 201320 answers, last by josephmille 09:40 Tue 26th Jun 2018
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Beer Contains Female Hormones .................

............. yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones !!!! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer....
12:47 Sat 23rd Feb 20137 answers, last by Svejk 21:09 Sun 24th Feb 2013
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This Is Doing My Head In ...............

I'm trying to recall a term used in poker when betting. This happened in a Blackpool casino a while ago. My friend had just lost quite a few hands, due to a combination of bad luck and poor betting....
23:51 Thu 21st Feb 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:59 Thu 21st Feb 2013
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Coal Fired Boilers .... Anyone Know Anything About Them Plzz ????

With the perpetual rise of gas and electricity prices, I was wondering if a coal fired boiler was a viable alternative. Would it be able to fully replace my boiler and supply my home with hot water...
20:44 Tue 19th Feb 20136 answers, last by Gizmonster 08:08 Wed 20th Feb 2013
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Tonight's All Star Family Fortunes ........

I'm prob missing something here and I'm poss gonna get slated, but here goes ............ In tonight's episode of "All Star Family Fortunes", the family won 10k at the end and then told us which...
20:37 Sun 17th Feb 201337 answers, last by ummmm 23:07 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Candy Crush Saga .......... Help Please

Just completed level 35 on Candy Crush Saga. I seem to have hit a brick wall and can only re-play level 35 or earlier levels. How to I move on to the next level?
17:58 Wed 13th Feb 20139 answers, last by cusabio1 05:02 Tue 19th Feb 2013
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Our Neighbour's Dog Messed In Our Garden .......

...... so my missus told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence into their garden. ......... I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog mess in our garden and the neighbours have our...
19:58 Sun 03rd Feb 20135 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:08 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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Where Does The Sayng, "that Describes You Down To A T" Come From ??

Where does the saying, "that describes you down to a T" come from and what does the "T" actually refer to ??...
16:35 Sun 27th Jan 20133 answers, last by Gizmonster 21:44 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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What Insect Is This ????

So we went to Tenerife for Xmas for 2 weeks and I saw this and was wondering what it is: http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/DSC_0178_zpsf55fb070.jpg Piccie of me holding it....
19:09 Wed 02nd Jan 201318 answers, last by pastafreak 22:04 Wed 02nd Jan 2013

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