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Butchers

"I think people who sell meat for a living are absolutely disgusting" said one shopper to another. "Well, in their defence" said the other shopper, "I think those who sell vegetables are grocer"...

Stickybottle

To The Poster On Here

who corrected the grammar in one of my jokes last week I think fewer of you ! Lol...

jayemcee

I have a twin Panasonic KX-TG6801E. On 1 of the handsets the phone book entries are out of sync with the relevant dial button. Example, if I press 3(DE & F)I get the listing for GH &I.Likewise, button...

MattA777

Advantages Of Plug In Hybrids Over Just A Hybrid?

We have an ‘aging’ Toyota Auris Hybrid and considering replacement…..Any suggestions- in the Toyota Range. We don’t drive high mileage…...

abbeyleigh

Which Company Should I Go And Work For?

My position as a receptionist is not being extended so applied for others and been offered a job in b&m and McDonald's. I've worked for them both and preferred McDonald's this will probably be temp...

ichkeria

Should The Government Ease The Lorry Driver Crisis By ….

… by a temporary visa system for foreign drivers? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58673567 I thought a certain Swift character known for his travels might have beaten me to this one ;-) At least...

ToraToraTora

Will Rodders Make It To The Next Election In 2024?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-58591455 .....looks like he's not impressed the "enforcer"!...

Chipchopper

Beyond The Pail

I got wind that the farmer in our village, was about to dig a borehole on his land, so he could Irongate his crops. As a gesture of good will, I decided to send him an oversize bucket. I later heard,...

pat2604

Battle Of The Pills

I have just won a battle after a long fight! My prescription tablets - well three of them have got smaller and smaller over the years. Two of them are so small that I struggle to get into the foils,...

sandyRoe

The Wife Of A Long Time Family Friend Has Been Doing Cleaning For Me.

Recently I noticed a few things missing. They include a pair of gloves, some screwdrivers, and chisels. I don't want to confront her. Would it be best to say I can't afford to employ her anymore?...

abbeyleigh

How Much Notice Does Your Employer Have To Give You If Your Being Made Redundant? You're

Not sure how they work if anyone on here has been made redundant.

Empowerer

I Would Like Your Help With A Family Issue I Am Having

Hi Everyone, I would be grateful for your advice with regards to a problem I’m having. Approximately four weeks ago I was walking through a park in Cambridge where I live late one Sunday afternoon. As...

Barsel

I'm Going To Buy A Sofa From Dfs

I've seen a sofa that I like at DFS, it's original price was £979, but I was told that DFS are always having sales on and it might come down in price, and it has. When I looked at it today, it says...

ToraToraTora

This Is An Odd Case.......

https://news.sky.com/story/novlett-robyn-williams-metropolitan-police-officer-convicted-of-possessing-child-abuse-video-wins-appeal-against-sacking-12334589 You can end up through the wringer because...

ce2002

Got Caught Speeding Twice In First Year Of Driving But Did A Speed Awareness Course To Avoid Points On First Occasion

My fault, I’m aware, but I have been caught twice in my first year of speeding. The first time for doing 36 in a 30 and the second for doing 43 in a 40, so hardly anything to be worried about. For the...

Canary42

Warning: It's Groaner Time

I met this really short man called Peter the other day. He's a baker and he was telling me all about baking flat breads... It was fascinating.... I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete....

brian j john

Opening A Shop

I told my friend I'm going to open a shop in the United Arab Emirates , and he said Dubai. and i told him and to sell...

brian j john

Covid 19

A climber went up Mount Everest thinking it would be the last place he'd contract Covid 19 ,, Yeti still got it wrong...

brian j john

Dontknow

Cananyonetellmewhatthelongbaratthebottomofmykeyboardisfor

saintpeter48

Australia, Digging A Hole!

When I was a child back in the 1950s I'd often play for hours in the garden, I remember a few times digging a hole and thinking that if I dug deeper and deeper i'd end up in Australia...... Here's the...

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Butchers

To The Poster On Here

Landline Telephone Handset

Advantages Of Plug In Hybrids Over Just A Hybrid?

Which Company Should I Go And Work For?

Should The Government Ease The Lorry Driver Crisis By ….

Will Rodders Make It To The Next Election In 2024?

Beyond The Pail

Battle Of The Pills

The Wife Of A Long Time Family Friend Has Been Doing Cleaning For Me.

How Much Notice Does Your Employer Have To Give You If Your Being Made Redundant? You're

I Would Like Your Help With A Family Issue I Am Having

I'm Going To Buy A Sofa From Dfs

This Is An Odd Case.......

Got Caught Speeding Twice In First Year Of Driving But Did A Speed Awareness Course To Avoid Points On First Occasion

Warning: It's Groaner Time

Opening A Shop

Covid 19

Dontknow

Australia, Digging A Hole!

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