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Patsy33
I've been invited to a deodorant party tomorrow, Roll-On New Years Eve....
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Voltage
i just followed a guy riding on a motorcycle who was wearing a tee-shirt. The back of his shirt says, "If you can read this the wife must of fell off."...
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choux
Went to bed at 9 p.m. yesterday to watch Cormoran Strike. Just as the end credits were rolling I heard a noise and wondered who the heck was using an electric drill at that time of night? Whoops - I...
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Patsy33
I dreamt I had to write my own epitaph. That’s a grave sign....
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queenofmean
I follow the comedian Danny Bhoy on Facebook. Today I got a message saying thank you for all the support. I replied with a thumbs up and carried on about my business. He was going on about had I been...
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maggiebee
I've been told I'm condescending. (that means I talk down to people)...
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-SharonA-
I have heard it all! In Corrie earlier, Gemma told Chesney she was 'going to shake her lettuce' in reference to going to the loo. How do you say you're going to the loo?...
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Prudie
For the last couple of months some of my washing has come out with a beige gritty deposit stuck to it and some of this has also collected in the rubber seal. I have a vague wondering if this is a...
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Baldric
Re todays terrorist activity "The sound of gunfire replacing the sound of the Bells of Big Ben" Where do they get these people fgs?...
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-Talbot-
Dylann? http://news.sky.com/story/church-shooter-dylann-roof-sentenced-to-death-10724630...
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ladybirder
I have three items on order with Amazon and it will be sod's law that one or all will arrive when I'm out. So I'm trying to do what I thought was the simplest of things and put my phone number on the...
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mikey4444
I play the Saturday Lotto on line, renewing every month. But I can't where to renew the Saturday draw again, for another 4-5 weeks. All I can find is the next Wednesday draw ! Can anyone help ?...
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Ninnynanny
Besides a lock. (8) Reportedly the way one walks home. (9) Thank you for any help. Logo with red capital letters HA on a white background, or could be SHA...
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hellywelly4
Got the first one right, and the team didn't. Feeling empowered!!
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hc4361
Are we going to have to swap young, fit, hard working Poles who want to be here with old, ill, hard drinking, heavy smoking British ex-pats that don't? (I know not all Poles are young, fit and hard...
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maggiebee
I had to end my relationship with the elevator....................it was always bringing me down..
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slinky.kate
son in about 5 mins,tatties and veg ready,quiche'not ready'
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mikey4444
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36475800 Does Trump think that Sanders supporters are going to vote for him ? Really ?...
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thugulike
I moved our small kitchen digital TV (no Sky) to clean and now we can't get BBC channels. We have tried reloading but can only get 11 channels. Can anyone help please? Mr Thug is not happy
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slinky.kate
a hankie or something was left in machine and its covered my washing with white fluff,what can I do to get rid of it,have already washed it 3 times.

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