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nicebloke1
So they have promised to lower prices, if they are allowed to merge, are the powers that be really going to believe this? mergers of any kind = higher prices and less choice. even more muck meat...
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ToraToraTora
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Patsy33
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cleanliness. She popped in just now, and I said, "Hi Jean, what's all this about you having washed your hands with me?"...
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Patsy33
My ex husband told me things didn't work out, because of my obsession with horoscopes. It Taurus apart......
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choux
This has put a smile on my face for sure :) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6622573/Terrifying-moment-black-rhino-charges-car-containing-wildlife-monitors.html "english lost boy, london,...
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RTAYLO1960
name of a celebrity o-i/m-b--e
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Canary42
A man got into a driverless taxi, and was surprised to see a guy in the driving seat. When he asked him what his presence meant, the man replied,"I'm not driving sir, I'm just here to give you my...
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Arksided
As much as I loved Wayne Rooney as a United player, I don't understand why he's being named for a friendly against USA... with Croatia coming up... a genuine Qualifier....
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Canary42
Ryanair and their bouncing cheques (for which your bank charges you)....
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Patsy33
My local dress alteration company is really fast. Tailor swift.
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Patsy33
I haven't seen the new film 'Tractor' yet but I've seen the trailer.. ..
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Patsy33
I told my mate to get me a newspaper. "Don't be silly", he replied. "Borrow my iPad" That spider never knew what ****ing hit him!"...
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fuggy
My winter flowering pansies look brilliant and I am reluctant to take them out the pots, how long can I expect this show? I don't want to leave it too late if I have to replace them. Thank in advance.
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Chipchopper
I took a walk through the golf course this morning and couldn't figure why this golf ball was getting larger. ... ... Then it hit me!...
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tonyav
Well we've had 'The Beast From The East' now it's time for 'The Pest From The West'...
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spathiphyllum
On average how many beers is a legal limit to drink and drive? I say if i have more than one i can't drive.. But that's because i have no idea and of course would rather be safe than sorry....
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Voltage
Never mind the ice, I've just slipped on the floor in the local library.. I was in the non-friction section....
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spathiphyllum
that i'd pick up my steak, and slap them round the face with it. They should be arrested for a breaching the peace like any other activists would....
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Groupie
When it arrived, all the pages were blank. I have no words to express how angry I am.

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