The doctor's waiting room was full when this loud-mouthed woman walks in and sits down. She looks round and sees this other woman she knows and shouts out in a loud voice "Hello Mrs Jones, I know...
Right, this quiz is doing my head in. 28) XXXX (4) ..... If 69 A pint of ale (4) = Beer, what is 28? or, if 28 is Beer, what is 69? 48) Mail On Sunday political observer (8) I've seen this answered as...
All are songs that have appeared in the charts around Christmas time between 1952 and 2005.
HM by JGpLRX
WC by PB
SL by UfUCOS
WC/S(LCBAD) by D
PL/SR by SCJ
PC by BS...
Sadly I lost my wife and best friend to cancer a few years ago. I thought now is the time to dip my toe in the dating scene. I\'ve recently put my profile a couple of dating sites complete with photo...
Last week my ISP wrote to me saying they are upgrading the exchange in connection with new 24Mb services. Since then I can\'t log on to the internet without having to unplug the cable from the modem...
Does anyone know of any CD burning software that lets you sort mp3 files by the original track number? (without putting 001, 002 etc at the start of the file name). Nero 9 only lets you sort on file...
Every day I get a e-mail from those awfully nice people at Accident Help Line UK, and every day I add that to the Junk Mail blocked senders. But how are new ones getting into my in-box and not...
Stuck on one. 77a Court decision maker (5). Could be judge but then that doesn't fot in with 70d Robust (6) (I've put sturdy) and for 63d Meeting with a candidate (9) I've put interview. Any help...
All answers are underground tube stations or DLR stations. 1) A precious gem from the Orient I'm thinking Aldgate East but where do the l and d come in? 2) Timber Transit Don't know how many letters...
She said " Doctor, I think I've problems down below, I think there's something wrong with my labia " (that's pi$$ flaps for the uninitiated). The doctor said " Right, take your clothes and lie down "....
Paddy says "Mick, where are you going for your holidays?" Mick says "Majorca". Paddy says "No, it's prounced 'Ma-yorca', the J is silent". Mick said "oh, right." Paddy says "When are you going?" Mick...
What a rip off this is. You have to buy 'bids' which cost about 50p each (depending how many you buy). Every time you bid on something, you pay 50p even if you don't win that item. As the seconds...
Sat down to watch the football this afternoon on Freesat HD on ITV1 via the red button. Fantastic picture quality, trouble is the sound drops out every 10 seconds or so. It's completely unwatchable....
Bloke goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I think I've got AIDS". The doctor says "Right, here's what I want you to do". "Go home and drink 10 pints of...