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24 hours from Tulsa

Imagine the situation... It's April 5, 2006. In a office in the middle of Birmingham. It's all quiet when somebody shouts out "Gene Pitney's dead". Some young lad shouts out "Jean Pitney, who's she?"...
18:44 Fri 30th Jan 20091 answer, last by carlton23 09:40 Tue 03rd Feb 2009
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What has Barack Obama....

Question: What has Barack Obama, John Lennon and John F. Kennedy got in common? Answer: Nothing yet.
18:49 Mon 26th Jan 20098 answers, last by dustypuss 17:49 Wed 28th Jan 2009
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Policeman

I was driving along the road in my car when a policeman stopped me. He said "What's your car?" I said "A Vauxhall" He said "Where are you going to?" I said "Whitehall" He said "Where have you come...
21:37 Mon 19th Jan 20094 answers, last by story_teller 12:20 Sun 15th Feb 2009
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Peugeot 206 - gear stick gone loose

My daughter went to go out in her car today but come straight back saying the gear stick had gone all loose and she couldn't find the gears easily. Does this look like a problem with the gear linkage?...
21:05 Sat 17th Jan 20092 answers, last by Ian1 19:43 Wed 28th Jan 2009
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Last night, I went out for a meal with one of the Corrs..

................... I did enjoy the meal with him!!!!!
15:39 Wed 14th Jan 20095 answers, last by Ian1 21:25 Thu 15th Jan 2009
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Search facility

Can the search facility please be improved. After about 10 pages the following message occurs:- "Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server error 80040e31 Timeout expired /toolkit/answ.asp,...
11:36 Mon 27th Oct 20081 answer, last by yapisle 19:04 Mon 27th Oct 2008
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Bloke's operation

This bloke's on the operating table, having a operation on his tackle. The surgeon cuts open the scrotum and takes out the man's balls, placing them on a table. As the surgeon walks away to get a...
22:59 Fri 19th Sep 20081 answer, last by puddicat 16:27 Sat 20th Sep 2008
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rt37

10a) Stardom holds back bother (4) ?r?t 2d) Festival's including last TV series (10) ?a?t?n???s 15a) Flatter circle encompasses key point (7) ?h???l? 21d) Vital part of kiss beyond vineyard (4) c?u?...
21:01 Mon 08th Sep 20082 answers, last by auntflo 21:04 Mon 08th Sep 2008
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This bloke's bought out a new record call f@rt.............

.................................................................................................................................................................... It's his latest release!!
19:31 Mon 28th Jul 2008
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Notice seen on a Durex machine...

" Roll on tonight...."
21:13 Mon 14th Jul 20081 answer, last by sara3 21:17 Mon 14th Jul 2008
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I've got a massive sex drive....

. . . . . . . . . . . . My girl friend lives 60 miles away!!!!! Thank you and goodnight.
19:38 Wed 09th Jul 2008
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rt28

9D. Prickly? Take it out on TV presenter(7,6) ?A?R?C? / K?E?T? Maurice? Patrick? 17D. Come to a funeral party, starting now! (6) A?A?E? Awaken?
22:09 Tue 08th Jul 20082 answers, last by Ian1 22:30 Tue 08th Jul 2008
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What a lovely day for...

What a lovely day for going in a chemist shop, asking for a packet of durex, and then saying to the nubile lady behind the counter "Any chance of a test drive?"
21:59 Sat 14th Jun 20081 answer, last by terambulan 12:52 Sun 15th Jun 2008
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Bloke has three teenage daughters

This bloke has three teenage daughters. One evening, at 8 O'clock, there comes a knock at the door. The bloke goes to the door and there's this teenage lad stood there and he says "Hello. I'm Clance,...
19:11 Sat 07th Jun 20084 answers, last by wizard66 20:14 Sat 07th Jun 2008
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Doctor's surgery

The doctor's surgery was full when this loud-mouthed woman came in and sat down. She looks around and says "Hello Mrs Smith. I know why you called your daughter Penny cos you're always thinking about...
17:07 Sat 07th Jun 2008
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Lothario neighbour

This bloke comes home from work and walks into the kitchen where his wife is preparing tea. He says he's just been talking to the neighbour across the road. He says that his neighbour claims to have...
19:15 Sat 17th May 2008
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Another day, another problem...Outlook won't work

Todays problem - Microsoft Office Outlook won't work. It says "Cannot open your default e-mail folders. Errors have been detected in the file C:\users\owner\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Outlook\Outlook.pst...
13:01 Sat 03rd May 20084 answers, last by zlatan24 06:03 Mon 25th Apr 2011

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