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Claudia Schiffer

David Copperfield was on stage performing his magic act assisted by the supermodel Claudia Schiffer. For his next act he needed a member of the audience. He asked for a volunteer and this bloke puts...
19:19 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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Bobby Davro

Seeing Bobby Davro on Eastenders reminded me of a sketch he did on his TV show years ago. He was singing with a band called "Des Res and the ??????". They were singing about selling houses, estate...
23:07 Thu 24th Apr 2008
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Woman goes to the doctors....

This curvaceous woman goes to the doctors. Before the woman has a chance to speak the doctor tells the woman to take all her clothes off and to go and lie on the couch. This she does and the doctor...
21:52 Tue 22nd Apr 2008
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Bloke's small manhood

Bloke has a small willy so he goes to a plastic surgeon to get a bigger one. The surgeon displays a drawer full of kn0bs and the bloke decides to have a much longer one, shaped like a rocket. After...
22:25 Sat 19th Apr 2008
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What's happened to Capital Life on DAB?

Major crises. Capital Life has shut down on DAB. The scrolling text says "We're sorry, but Capital Life has closed down. Thanks for listening to the station over the past few years"....
21:18 Tue 01st Apr 20083 answers, last by Ian1 23:12 Tue 01st Apr 2008
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It's a hard quiz

Stuck on these last few. All answers begin with either a H, A, R or a D (as in "Its a HARD quiz). Inventors of acrylic paint [6,3] Peter Alliss autobiography [6, 2, 10] Initially all ladies might...
21:47 Fri 29th Feb 200811 answers, last by smouse 18:01 Sat 01st Mar 2008
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Which oil do I use to glaze pies?

Sadly I have recently become widowed and so I'm trying to cook for myself and my daughter. I heated up some pies from frozen in the oven and it said to glaze the pies with oil before cooking. As it...
19:53 Wed 27th Feb 200811 answers, last by Ian1 18:32 Sun 02nd Mar 2008
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I'm hooked on this game but why does it run so slow?

I'm hooked on this game. But mostly it runs annoyingly slowly but sometimes it speeds up and is much more enjoyable. Any ideas?
22:48 Thu 14th Feb 20083 answers, last by meglet 02:01 Sat 16th Feb 2008
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Not really a joke but...

True story this. One morning this lad arrives 1/2 hour late in the office. His appearance is all dishevelled, unshaven, his hair uncombed. As he sits at his desk, this other guy looks at him and...
22:24 Thu 01st Nov 20074 answers, last by Peter Pedant 00:27 Sun 04th Nov 2007
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William Shakespeare goes into a pub...

William Shakespeare goes into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The landlord looks at him and says "I can't serve you, you're bard".
17:14 Thu 25th Oct 20072 answers, last by jackthehat 17:22 Thu 25th Oct 2007
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Car Tax for Ford Focus Automatic

I've just had to buy Car Tax for the first time for a Ford Focus 1.6 LX Automatic. I was amazed that the fee was ?205 for 12 months. As the prices are based on CO2 emissions, the value is 188 G/km....
22:06 Thu 18th Oct 20073 answers, last by Annlinda 17:57 Fri 19th Oct 2007
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Young Irish girl..

A young Irish girl is thumbing a lift . A lorry driver spots this girl at the side of the road, stops and offers her a lift. Gladly she accepts and climbs into the cab. They get chatting as the lorry...
12:57 Sun 14th Oct 20074 answers, last by dolly pond 22:32 Wed 17th Oct 2007
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Bloke's ambition to meet the pope...

This bloke had one ambition in life and that was to meet the Pope. To his amazement, he reads in his local paper that the Pope is to make a 2-day visit to his home town. So off he goes to Burton's and...
20:09 Fri 12th Oct 20072 answers, last by fluffykitten 18:39 Sat 13th Oct 2007
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What do gardeners do.........

What do gardeners do when THEY retire?
00:04 Thu 16th Aug 200713 answers, last by weecalf 12:17 Thu 30th Aug 2007
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Sony cdx-dab6650 DAB digital radio

Just bought myself a new DAB car radio/CD/MP3 player. It seems fantastic except it goes dead when the ignition is turned off (there is a electric supply to the unit as it loads a CD with ignition...
23:07 Tue 17th Jul 20072 answers, last by Ian1 20:17 Sun 29th Jul 2007
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Windows Vista upgrade

Is it possible to install a genuine vista upgrade on a 'dodgy' copy of windows XP?
11:57 Sun 10th Jun 2007
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Eggheads

What's happened to Eggheads this week? According to the TV guide it should have been on at 4.45 all this week. Instead some cookery programme is on. It's bad enough not being on at 6 o'clock but not...
17:04 Thu 07th Jun 20074 answers, last by moonshadow 15:22 Fri 08th Jun 2007
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Why do travellers moan....

Why do travellers moan when they are asked to move on?
19:20 Sat 02nd Jun 20077 answers, last by Ian1 11:41 Tue 05th Jun 2007
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rt15

Stuck on last one. 6d. Small drink? A litre in all! (5) ?o?a? Any help greatfully appreciated.
14:06 Fri 13th Apr 20071 answer, last by johnalex 14:08 Fri 13th Apr 2007
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TalkTalk refuse to give me a MAC code. What next?

My TalkTalk internet connection has been off for 3 weeks now. About a week ago I requested a MAC code from TalkTalk but heard nothing. Does anyone know who I complain to about this? I though they had...
17:38 Mon 19th Mar 20075 answers, last by magimagpie 22:49 Fri 30th Mar 2007

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