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Enforcing Pc On The Pc.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4491878/Police-officers-caps-attract-transgender-officers.html...

What is the most pointless headline you have seen in your local paper? Mine today has 'Couple Shocked By Rat Response' A pensioner couple spotted rats in a supermarket car park and reported it to the...

TWR

Rip Off Britain Yesterday

How many people out there are still gullible? would you give out your Bank Details to ANYONE that asks for it? the amount of Elderly getting conned by on line sharks is still happening, has any...

Baldric

It Ain't Half Hot Here

Just been for a 2hr stroll along the front with Mrs B and the dogs, brilliant sunshine, bit of a sea breeze but very warm, am getting a bit of a (farmers) tan starting a bit earlier than usual, it's...

Jackdaw33

Far Be It From Me To Gloat...

...but snigger, snigger. Wake up Mikey and smell the coffee.

Smowball

Last- Minute Dinner Ideas

What are your fallback meal ideas when you've not defrosted anything/ got anything prepared at all and you need to get something on the table within an hour? I've had one of those days and I haven't...

david small

Do You Think That Some People Resemble Animals?

I think that Diane Abbott looks Toadlike.

cassa333

French Elections

No link I'm afraid but the only predictions I could find is that Macron had got 60% of the vote of those coming out of the polling stations. Are the Grench more honest in the exit polls ?...

atalanta

Almond Butter - Savoury

Bought some almond butter the other day out of pure curiosity, expecting it to taste like runny marzipan. It doesn't, but I still like it. I am now looking for savoury recipes including almond butter....

TWR

Correct Me If I'm Wrong.

Did the Gov advise the public to go for diesels as they were Climate Friendly? I now see that they want older dervs to go on the scrappage scheme, are they prepared to cover the full costs that they...

Barsel

Another Lovely Name?

I'm afraid I'm being a bit sarcastic, but another baby has been born to a celebrity couple, Steve and Alex Gerrard and they have called their baby, Lio. Not Leo or Lionel, no, Lio. It was reported...

RATTER15

This Is A Hoax But Lots Of Truth In It.

WAY TO GO QUEBEC....... MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CANTEEN MENU...EXPLAINS WHY Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb. The mayor of...

andy-hughes

What A Nice Change.

I would not for one moment wish the dreadful circumstances that caused the absence of Zoe Ball from the radio yesterday, but it was a pleasure to hear Kate Thornton. She actually talks like an...

fender62

Wild West End Marauding Moped Muggers

oh dear wild west london, migrant gangs on mopeds... i have no doubt whatsoever http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4477520/Two-man-theft-moped-teams-hammers-terrify-Londoners.html...

ummmm

Sleeping Cats

How long do you let your cat sleep for before you start to worry? I went to bed last night and my cat was asleep on the sofa. Got up this morning and he was still asleep...and still is. He hasn't even...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Overcast again. It'll make headline news when it's not! I'm down on the canal this morning, in the visitor centre until 1230. What this afternoon brings remains to be seen. Tiggy was out for...

vincedaley

Scoliosis And Disability

I need to know if I will most likely be approved for disability benefits, either temporary or permanent, and the route I should go. I am 21, I have had surgery for my scoliosis, but my pain is worse...

EcclesCake

Weekend Menu?

What are you all serving this weekend? I've prepared a romesco sauce to serve with roasted chicken supremes and griddled asparagus and baby leeks, a little rocket salad on the side. Tomorrow will be...

paddyk

Deleted !!

I see my Fred West joke has been deleted. If you think that one was unacceptable, it's like comparing a shaving cut with a beheading when you see what's to come. Is this a jokes page or what ?